/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Things Ame has BANNED in her chat:
>Gwent
Because spammers during Witcher 3
>Raid
Because people ignoring chat rules and being annoying
>Connor/CDawgVA
Because she knows Anitubers are faggots

Do you kneel?

>>29471519
Nice bait but true teamates know how to forgive and move on, just like our Oshi.

>Ate sand as a kid and liked the texture
>Slipped on a wet floor while eating ice cream, nearly bit off her tongue, which has hanging by just a few thin shreds. Guy was afraid of getting sued, wouldn't let her mom call 911. She still has a thick scar in the middle of her tongue to this day.
>Cracked open her skull after being pushed off the bed and hitting an open drawer. The injury sometimes makes her feel like her brain is exposed to air. Also swears she had no lasting brain damage.
>Cut off the tip of her thumb while trying to peel an orange with a knife
>Was left in the car in the summer heat that was hot enough to melt crayons, which she then smeared all over the upholstry
>Tried to clean keyboard with WD-40
>Tried to pat a cactus like a dog, thought it would be fluffy
>Lied to strangers about her age on runescape and neopets, got in trouble for it
>Skipped school to watch anime and play vidya
>Can't cook - microwaved a whole egg, which exploded
>Bought her monitor through a shady parking lot deal on craigslist
>Used to shower only once a week
>While at E3, was asked about what the latest console was, and replied that it was the "Gega Senesis"
>Eats lettuce straight from a bag like potato chips
>Intentionally drinks flat pepsi thats been sitting in the open for days because she likes the flavor
>Loves the smell of paint, gasoline, and permanent markers
>After helping the other Holo En's with their technical issues, forgot the day of her debut so was forced to stream while high on caffeine and sleep deprivation
>Was homeless
>Bit by multiple dogs, almost had throat ripped out by one
>Doctors thought she had rabbies, refused to get rabbies shot, bit the nurse trying to give it to her.
>Cut a kid's finger off with a shopping cart
>Afraid to drink because she will call people niggers
>Read gay tf2 fanfiction
>Played the sims with porn mods at the age of 12
>Almost kidnapped because of mistaken identity
>Orders meat lovers pizza but takes off all the meat
>Can't do division
>Streamed on gura's channel by accident
>Her mother was kidnapped by Moroccans before she was born
>A car ran over her ankle, tore off skin
>Brother kicked a ball into her face, causing her to lose 3 baby teeth
>Licked her friends tears
>Grandma Watson was a real homewrecker and one of those women was a witch who placed a hex on her entire family
>Grandma Watson got her earring caught in a vaccum, nearly tearing her entire earlob off
>Made off-hand rape joke 5 minutes into thief simulator
>Has experience sleeping in cars
>Admitted to being a thief at one point
>Ate baby sitter's anniversary present, blamed it on another girl, they believed her and banned the girl from their home

>Ate sand as a kid and liked the texture
>Slipped on a wet floor while eating ice cream, nearly bit off her tongue, which has hanging by just a few thin shreds. Guy was afraid of getting sued, wouldn't let her mom call 911. She still has a thick scar in the middle of her tongue to this day.
>Cracked open her skull after being pushed off the bed and hitting an open drawer. The injury sometimes makes her feel like her brain is exposed to air. Also swears she had no lasting brain damage.
>Cut off the tip of her thumb while trying to peel an orange with a knife
>Was left in the car in the summer heat that was hot enough to melt crayons, which she then smeared all over the upholstry
>Tried to pat a cactus like a dog, thought it would be fluffy
>Lied to strangers about her age on runescape and neopets, got in trouble for it
>Skipped school to watch anime and play vidya
>Can't cook - microwaved a whole egg, which exploded
>Bought her monitor through a shady parking lot deal on craigslist
>Used to shower only once a week
>While at E3, was asked about what the latest console was, and replied that it was the "Gega Senesis"
>Eats lettuce straight from a bag like potato chips
>Intentionally drinks flat pepsi thats been sitting in the open for days because she likes the flavor
>Loves the smell of paint, gasoline, and permanent markers
>After helping the other Holo En's with their technical issues, forgot the day of her debut so was forced to stream while high on caffeine and sleep deprivation
>Was homeless
>Bit by multiple dogs, almost had throat ripped out by one
>Got rabbies, bit the nurse, survived
>Cut a kid's finger off with a shopping cart
>Afraid to drink because she will call people niggers
>Read gay tf2 fanfiction
>Played the sims with porn mods at the age of 12
>Almost kidnapped because of mistaken identity
>Orders meat lovers pizza but takes off all the meat
>Can't do division
>Streamed on gura's channel by accident
>Her mother was kidnapped by Moroccans before she was born
>A car ran over her ankle, tore off skin
>Brother kicked a ball into her face, causing her to lose 3 baby teeth
>Licked her friends tears
>Grandma Watson was a real homewrecker and one of those women was a witch who placed a hex on her family
>Grandma Watson got her earring caught in a vaccum

Okay, anon. It's time to let Ame clean the inside of your PC!

First I make a quick trick bone stack
then I make a quick trick deadbrap

>>28985686
http://poal.me/yz5fdv
http://poal.me/yz5fdv
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>>28943272
I never said that.

>>28910778
Ame is my girlfriend and there's NOTHING you can do about it.

https://youtu.be/03IOibGtj_I?t=7312
Where does this rank in the halls of Holo desk slams?

>>28804453
>screamo is actually good
Yabee.

>>28758312

>>28611828
These question formats are so fucking stupid. Even polls are better than these.

POV: Ame's removing your message from chat

>>28589283
say goodnight

SPIRIT CONFIRMS
AMELAI IS A LEWD TOXIC BOOMER FAKE DETECTICE WHO HATES HER CHAT

35 minutes until salvation boys
she will release us from this mortal coil

Even if you met them IRL they would never EVER look at you let alone fuck you.

>>28436152
>goslingcide
guess you're not around during ame's streams huh? fucking rrat go ogey yourself

>3 Amelia streams tomorrow
Be gentle....

POV: you're a RRAT and Amelia is on shift at the convenience store

>>28382305
ogey

QUIT SQUIRMIN

>>28248339
abayo zhang nigger