/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>17520861
>Wolves of all types at the Wolf's Den
>Huge, muscular wolves who can physically overpower you with ease flaunting their muscles
>Lithe wolves in long black dresses and beautiful voices who seduce their prey with words rather than by force
>Packs of wolves who work together and take you home to share amongst themselves
>A single kobold in a pretty dress that was raised by a family of Hellhounds

>>17402018
All the good kids are falling into the wrong crowds!

That kobold has fallen into the wrong crowd! She's just like those other delinquents!

I want Hellhounds to protect me!

You've come to the wrong neighbourhood, motherfucker.

I'm madly in love with Hellhounds!

>one day you return home late because of all that mess caused by your dark matter colleague accidentally "exploding" and flooding everything with DE
>note to self, never tell her jokes again, at least funny ones
>all trains and buses are already gone
>fuck, looks like you will have to take a long walk
>you turn on the latest kakuenz album and start walking
>after a while you realize you took a wrong turn and ended up in unknown part of town
>wait, isn't it that bad neighborhood known for the notorious hellhound gang "Bad puppies"?
>suddenly you hear not-so-friendly howl somewhere near you
>screw that shit, I'm out
>you start running but howling sounds closer and closer
>fuck, it's the dead end!
>"hey, mister, are you perhaps lost? Want me to show you the way?"
>welp, RIP my pelvis, we had a good run
>you turn around and see... a kobold wearing hellhound-fire glasses and sleeveless jacket
>huh, does she like to play gangsta or just a chuuni? that's cute
>"oh thank demon lord, you are just a kobold"
>"just a kobold?"
>"Sorry, I didn't mean it in a bad way. At least I'm sure you won't rape me senseless, unlike those damn hellhounds"
>"you mean these girls?"
>trio of smug hellhounds approach her from the shadows
>"do you have something against my cute little sisters and my friendly gang?"

And no one ate dinner that night