/jp/ - Otaku Culture

In a classroom, Yukari asking us to run on the spot, taking a measurement. Someone pushed me backwards while I was running, I wondered if that interfered but Yukari had taken the measurement normally anyway.
Posted in a thread was a meme Hearthstone card poison snapping turtle with text saying it -always- kills what it hits, ignoring divine shields or whatever, a person laughing at the idea as he clicked on it. It had layers of responses, with the turtle image appearing on the right, on the third it said "Bloodborne" on the fourth it said "Nen Zeus"
I saw three Dragonslayer Armours. Rated one star was "weak arrogant king", two stars was "enough semen to cover two people", three stars was "The Touhou fanbase is so mentally ill it would only take a couple of monster hunt versus deathbattles for them all to go insane. That's why I'm here."
Yukari sneaked up on some bad guys then shot at them with an assault rifle before running away as fast as possible while they chased. They were able to keep up close behind her. I was a spirit beside Yukari, annoyed, saying the only reason they can keep up is because we're a space-related team that gets a huge speed bonus from wind but there isn't any. Yukari makes it to something like a train carriage, with the three Dragonslayer Armours hung beside her. The chasers tried landing on the 2 star DSA, it actually had enough semen to cover six people, who fell away. Some chasers tried landing on the 3 DSA and were bisected at the waist. I asked Yukari about the 1 star DSA and she said it can't even cut 1 cell thick. I said "So, not even enough to bleed."