/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>11059444
>>11059450
Puppies!

>>10466642
I said doujinshi

ZUN was telling the attendee on Uncanonicity of the pc-98 series.
"Before the talk begins, you must get on your knees and worship Remilia and accept that she was the first last bost of the Touhou series of games I've made!"

At this moment, a brave /jp/psie who had finished all games on Lunatic from HRtP to TD and got all endings stood up holding an old game cover.

"How canon is this?"

ZUN smirked arrogantly and replied "ZERO, as it doesn't look like any windows games I've made"

"Wrong. It's Mystic Square, your last Pc-98 game you made which featured the characters Alice and Yuka who appeared again in the Windows series making several references to their last encounter with the heroines"

ZUN was visibly shaken, and dropped his beer. He stormed out of the room.

The other attendees applauded and all began to play the games that day. Genji and Mima flew into the room and perched atop a bunch of copies of IaMP, SWR and Unthinkable Natural Law( or what the fuck it's called) and shed a shit on them, "Not canon" they said

ZUN murdered his wife and focused on returning Touhou to its old glory for the rest of his life.

Kaguya a shit.

That's for you, while I agree he draws some fine woman his ball squeezing and abuse of x-ray shoots are not of my taste, I'll give you something and say he draws the best Wriggle doujinshi but that's as far as I'm going.

Long story short, years ago I was stuck for a month in a shitty village and the only thing I happened to have were both seasons of Rozen maiden which I watched like 10 each one.

That became the point of no return and the reason why I have a frilly dress for a 10 years old in my wardrobe.

If you had balls you would leave your waifu bullshit and go out there and get a woman to love you enough to dress like that for you.
Sadly you happen to be delusional.

Go somewhere else with your crap, I bet you would get a lot sympathizers in /r9k/ but not here, we're comfortable in our way.

>>10104849
So if I discuss Touhous they exist based on the supposition that my brain decides if they do. It leads us to my original proposition.

I'm listening my music, taking it easy while I try to put my shit together.

That's my rule of thumb, doesn't matter where or when, if you take it easy everything will go fine.

>>9776557
No worries, she can make a new one.

>>9671662
Natural selection has been proven to be a good engineer with enough time, if I were the dominant species over the cosmos I'd like to farm "good gene sequences" in planets that I've sowed with compatible simple genetic information such as the one contained in Prokaryotes, in fact, what makes you think you're not in an artificial gravity accelerated vortex were times elapses a million times faster than in the outside which is used to produce media, good traits or just being a pet for the greater species that already colonized the universe before we were a cell inside their test tube? Maybe the only reason we're not wiped is because our videogames are funny for the aliens.

>>8490227
You wouldn't punch a Satori.

>>8079987
Maybe if you promised to be gentle.

And right there -- RIGHT THERE -- when you saw the word "Collab", all you faggots on /jp/ instantly got turned off and put sage in the e-mail field. Half of you won't even read this text and will just sage the thread before even reading it. I'm not proposing a /jp/ collab but asking the question, "Why hasn't there BEEN some sort of /jp/ Touhou Collab yet?" People on this board act like Super Marisa World, Nitroid, Cirno the Ice Fairy 3, etc., are all super hard to program and take weeks of work, but once you have your foundation, it takes very LITTLE work. /a/, /v/, /co/, /r9k/, etc., have all produced some things of content. What have /jp/ members produced? Does /jp/ REALLY want to be remembered by KoG's "Dragon Ball /jp/" and mugenjohncel's gore Touhou drawings?

Do you really want that?

>東京電力の会見で記者が責め立てている。これをテレビで流す事でまた
不安を煽る。結果混乱する。これを見て自分に出来る事はマイナスのエネル
ギーをツイッターでばら撒かない事だと感じざるをえない

Never change, ZUN.

Never change.

>Yuugi
>Stage 3 boss
>Kogasa
>Stage 2 boss
>2 + 3 = 5
>In Touhou 12.3, Cirno flights Alice
>There are no canonical reference to Cirno and Alice in the games or manga
>In KoG's flash games, Cirno and Alice are the two main characters
>Cirno is the only character to be on the cover of 2 Touhou game CD covers
>Cirno's game is the only STB game not to have Reimu in it
>Both KoG's flash games and ZUN's games, when compared to similar games of the same platform and programming capability, have subpar game play and minimal story but make up for it with different mannerisms and amazing music

I'm sure these are nothing more than a series of coincidences.