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Need evil vampire knight nemesis

>>38636813
Monsters are NOT chuuni! They're legitimately cool and dangerous!

>>37882541
Vamps and stupid poses go together like vamps and chuuni

Need me a vampire that chugs down my blood like it's cheap boxed wine.

All this anti-vampire drivel is FALSE. Vampires are your natural superiors and should be both respected and feared. And our asses are not 'fat'.

Uh oh a mysterious castle has appeared full of undead and other monsters! Are you strong enough to fight your way through the castle and defeat its vampire master, or will you end up getting defeated and married by the members of her army?

>>21445092
KC has made furshit characters, bestiality canon in the setting, and many other degenerate things. No one's gonna divorce him at all. At most, it'll just get ignored like the siths or some fake outrage.

Besides if he's gonna make another doujin, it's gonna be vampire one. I guaran-fucking-tee you.

>>20174568

>>20150276

>>18361676
>overlord
After this week's episode I want my very own vampire chair.

The day is the wife whom I elude
The one to whom I should be right
Although forewarned by peers and kin
I always get into the night
Mother always warned me such
Being a nocturnal soul
Besides just being simply strange
Spawns from some illness of the mind

But the night, she calls me
She calls me, she calls me
She calls me, she calls me
She sways in her velvet dress
And pulls me towards her in the dark
While the others rest, While the others rest.

Heed the call the time has come
For all you children of the night
Gather 'round like suckling dogs
Mothers come she is the night
Come with me to the other side
Make the girl in black your bride

Where would you want a vampire to bite you

What is a man, but a miserable pile of secrets?
Have at you!

>>17386838
>>17386845

>What is a man? A miserable of secrets!
>Except for my man. He's the best husband in the world, with the cutest blush when I nibble his neck and he's just delicious down there as well.

>No, MY husband is the best.
>He knows well enough to seek a noble and virtuous wife, that he may sire respectable offspring. Not at all like yours, who settles for CRYPT HAGS.

>Fucking excuse yourself little girl. I'll have you know my husband is a man of taste who prefers older more experience women to mewling little strays such as yourself.

>More experienced with other men's DICKS mayhaps.

>YOU DARE?
>I SO DARE!
>THEN, HAVE AT THEE!


>..... So your wife's always like this too?
>Yeah, like 24/7 man.
>Bummer, hey you wanna go get some tacos?
>Fuck yes I do!

You've been invited to a fancy Undead Ball.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCriBI8RQhU

What kind of Undead Girl do you take with you? Both of you will need to be wearing something nice.

More Anon in RGR monstergirl world.

>Have a house party.
>Quite successful, with plenty of oni, satyros and a various mix of other mamono along with guys.
>Party becomes too successful.
>After awhile a valkyrie cop shows up and starts chasing out the party goers one by one until it's you left.
>Knowing that you had one too many noise pollution complaints filed against you will lead to a summons pay of ten thousand dollars or whatever money they use here.
>The gender roles are reversed here, right?
>You start unbuttoning your white shirt and waving yourself off.
"My, isn't it ever hot in here?"
>Bad acting, but it's starting to work, has the Valkyrie is trying to ignore you, but she's chewing on her lip.
>Time to make the move.
"I couldn't be able to pay such a large summons fee!"
>You undo another button, freeing more of your chest up.
>"S-sir, please u-understand that y-you've had t-too many complaints."
>She tries to say in an authoritarian voice, but the stuttering completely ruined that.
>You were close.
"I wish, we could settle this unpleasantness outside of the system, just between you and me."
>Her breathing gets heavy and fast.
>"W-what do you have in mind?"
>You completely undo the last of the buttons and say in a sultry voice.
"Anything you desire. I even do anal."
>With that sentence, she pauses for a moment, before roughly tackling you to the ground, causing clothes to fly in all directions.

Three hours later.

>The sunlight was peaking just above the horizon.
>The Valkyrie, was adjusting her uniform, and doing the belt on her pants.
>Before she leaves, she puts a piece of paper with her phone number written on there.
>All the while, you passed out from the intense sexual experience.
>And you got out of a court summons.
>Win win here.


>Be at uni, doing your degrees all over again.
>Because while your resume was impressive, employers have no way of contacting your places of higher learning.
>So it's back to uni with you.
>Meet a nice alice while at uni.
>Says that you're really good at math, despite being a boy.
>You'll take compliments where you can take them.
>You try being polite with her.
>However the flirting attempts keep building and building.
>Even sexual innuendo at times.
>She works up the courage to ask you out and you turn her down.
>You weren't no creepy uncle.
>She mutters to herself 'all the guys want big and bad girls.'
>You finally sigh and explain that she has the body of a small girl and it would feel really awkward for you and her to screw.
>Tears well up in her eyes and she screams at you for being a racist bastard.
>In the middle of a crowded hall too.
>After that incident, no one in the classroom talks or interacts with you beside the bare minimum needed to be done.
>Except for the one vampire who sits in the back.
>She invites you out to her club activities and hands you a pamphlet.
>Jesus Christ, the pamphlet is for the monster-girl version of neo-nazis, who have a thing against any girls who are young and flat.
>This world can get pretty fucking weird at times.

>>14410581
I want to use my own blood as a special ingredient in cookies and give them to my vampire mistress and not mention what's in them, just to see her face when she realises and gives a rare smile.

>Blood red lunar eclipse over Europe tonight
I want a haughty European vampire to take me away into the night.

>>13827051
I want to see a Vampire trip on her long, flowing cape during her 'What is a man?' speech. Then try to act as if nothing happened.

>You will never team up with a Dhampir, a brooding Lich mage and a Frog Girl thief to make your way through a treacherous castle and slay the Vampire who lives there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwHfL9ABv3w

Just dropping my pastebin until LDR can add it to the master list, for those of you that like ghouljobs and Vampiredom

http://pastebin.com/8ZEHEkj2

>>12684317
>tfw no Vampire Mistress to worship.

>>12459098
I don't know, your Vampire wife would be pissed if she found out.

>>12409383
i feel like a business vampire would be better