/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Oh no! You've been kidnapped by a coven of dark mages. They no doubt plan to do whatever their dirty, perverted old lady urges tell them to, but fortunately they did a poor job od tying you up. How do you escape their clutches?

A. Wait for nightfall and try to escape when they're asleep
B. Put on one of their big hats and walk out, trusting in your foolproof disguise
C. Jump into their summoning portal and hope it leads somewhere safe
D. Go find the mages and destroy that hag pussy
E. Break the window, jump out, and make a run for it. No way their old lady hips will let them run as fast as you

>>37689965
Yes, though they have secondary magic storage tanks on their chest as well.

>>37247145
Pretty sure it's just a thread thing. But come on, look at this thing and tell me she's not into some fucked up stuff.

>If I take off that hat...will you die?

Witches and their big stupid hats. Why do even have those, anyway?

>>36948716
>dark mage gets visited by her coven sisters
>they demand to know why she isn't taking over the town like they planned
>anon then bursts in with tea and snacks
>he kisses the dark mage and tells her to have fun with her friends
>dark mage fidgets in her chair as her sisters blankly stare at her with only one thought
>"God I wish that was me"

>>36874580
>superior
nah they're lame, I tried to learn spells from one but all she did was sex me

>>19534502
I want my Dark Mage Onee-chan to look at me like that. I want her to jerk me off into a bunch of condoms for her to use for potions later, only to run out after filling twenty of them and seeing that I'm still hard

I want to go on a lovey-dovey date with my Onee-san

>tfw no Dark Mage-nee who milks you with her huge tits until her face and breasts are completely covered, and she has a look of pure joy from how well her little otouto did.

>tfw you will never give your Dark Mage Onee-san the cumflating of her life
She deserves it for being the best, most loving ollder sister, damnit!

Remember: Dark Mages can, and will, out lewd any other Onee-chan when it comes to their otoutos.

Big fat witch tats.