/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>You'll never be an old and jaded mercenary who occasionally gets hired by the church to obtain artifacts of value from monstergirl territory.
>You'll never one day get saddled with a young paladin with the explanation that you're going to be "Training her to survive in the monster lands".
>You'll never train her to survive in the most irritated fashion possible while taking her through dungeons, lairs, and tombs you've traversed before.
>Even though some of your advice is wrong.
>"DON'T STEP ON THOSE TILES, THEY'LL SHOOT POISON AT YOU."
>"TRAIN YOUR FUCKIN' STAMINA, NOT YOUR FAITH. FAITH IS GARBAGE."
>"DON'T GET GREEDY WITH YOUR SWINGS."
>"FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME, DROP YOUR FUCKING SHIELD!"
>"ROLL YOU MOTHERFUCKER, ROLL!"
>"GET GOOD THO."
>Such will never be the life of Knight Errant Boivin.