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>>22494304
>Are you a lolicon, why do you find lolis sexy?
I suppose it boils down to several factors. But more times than not for me it's the fact that lolis in erotica tend to skew towards the sides of being much older than their body would make you believe. This of course, allows them to be much more smug during sex because while the man is trying his damnedest not to break his partner, she's relishing in the fact that while smaller she's still dominating him. There's also the added benefit of their small stature making them easier to fuck in a variety of positions, with one of the absolute best being Standing Congress with her arms around her lover's neck and his hands forcing her ass up and down on his rock hard cock.

>What monster is the sexiest as a loli besides sabbath monsters or monsters already lolis from their profiles?
Vampires.

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>>22348809
The only kind of smug I'll ever need.

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>>21529308
>choice
free will is overrated

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>>21085310
God I love Yupiel.

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>>20874973
I think about her every day, and how I want every Baphomet to behave like her.

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I think I have a problem since my favorite vampires are Yupiel, Shinobu, and Evangeline K. McDowell

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>>18807453
I choose option 4.

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>>17858306
Just give into the idea of a turbo smug loli degrading and doting on you while she humps the ever living shit out of you, her vice-like loliBBA monster puss making sure you never escape.

Why do you think the Templars worship the Sabbat?

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>>17748360
Do not bully Yupiel.

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>>17647961
>>17647947
>>17647940
"The trick, you see, is to not stick it in the tailpussy at first."
>The old bastard, Ed, is in the middle of wrangling one of the feral Mantilolis you captured trying to make off with some of the hens on the farm
"You stick it in the tailpussy and it's all over. It's like ugh... whatchmacallit... Succubus pussy. Gives her complete control over ya."
>You're just standing there, watching him undo his belt, and standing over the young monster
>She's glaring at him with her face in the dirt as he spits onto her anus
"The real trick, sonny Jim, is to turn them into buttsluts. That way, she learns a proper lesson about fuckin' with my hens!"
>You're getting sick to your stomach when he starts shouting lines at her like she's Bobby from Deliverence, taking the other cub away as Ed laughs at you for being a 'city-slickin' prude'
>The Mantiloli with you looks like a trussed up pig when you put her on the bed of hay, a smirk on her face
"You don't really believe him do you? I assure you, my tail is nothing like a Succubus' pussy. I at least have some... skill with mine."
>She feigns a pout when you tell her you're not interested, the bulb of her tailpussy squelching open lewdly
"Don't you want to try it? It's perfectly safe since I can't get pregnant from it, and it legally doesn't count as sex. Or are you a coward?"
>Her grin grows wider still yet when you tell her you're not sticking your dick in a tail to make you feel like your peck's in a fleshlight
"Oh don't worry, big boy. It's more than enough for you. After all, I am my mother's daughter."
>Fuck it, what's a little harm in a little bit of fun?
>Undo her ropes, the Mantiloli rubbing her ankles and wrists as you undress, ears perking when she sees your dick, her lips curling when you offer it to her face
"I'm not sucking that. If you're having that much trouble getting it up, I can help."
>There's a heat and a 'thwip' as one of her barbs hits your inner thigh, your cock standing nearly straight up against your belly
"Come on now, fuck my tailpussy like one of your human girls. I promise to be gentle."
>It takes you five strokes venom addled to discharge your weapon, the Mantiloli laughing with smug satisfaction
>Your cock is still rock fuckin' hard, the fleshy walls closing like a vice as she starts to auto-stimulate you
>...
>Wind up in the fifth position for the evening, both of your bodies in a sheen of sweat as she rubs her puffy vulva along your stomach, milking a seventh orgasm out of you
>Your balls are roiling and scalding hot, but the nettling pleasure keeps you tickin'
"My... What am I to do with you? With a cock this sturdy I wonder how it'd feel to do the 'real deal' with you~"
>Course tongue licking your ear lobe as she leans in, petite nipples stroking your pectorals
"Don't worry, the idiot doesn't have to know."
>Her fangs are sharp and draw pleasure as she nips your clavicle
"All you have to do is be a good boy and take responsibility~"

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>>17573701
>Hating on one of the few active writers we still have left, regardless of skill level, on a matter of originality
When's the last time you wrote out a fifteen plus chapter story that was at least received well compared to the plodding, pedantic monstrosity that Moose has and the turbo faggotry of Laska and Me?

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>Be in a moderately healthy, loving relationship with a Hellhound, the sex never boring since you both try to fuck the other into submission
>That was, however, until she mentioned she wanted pups
>Your daily routine became hell since she insisted that the only way to get strong swimmers was to have you masturbate maybe once every three days, all while she did everything in her power to entice your lust with stuff like Virgin Killer Sweaters, or vigorously edging you without any penetration
>The full moon comes, and all Hell breaks loose, quite literally
>You're stuck behind a metal door that makes you feel like the bedroom is a prison cell for a fucking comic book supervillain
>There's a knocking on the door at first, your wife's ragged panting coming from the other side
"Little puppy, little puppy... Let me in!"
>She's silent when you refuse to indulge in her Big Bad Wolf fantasy
>There's a burning smell at first, the metal of the door super heating, going from the black of steel to a slag white as her claws rend it into melted metal as soft as butter
>Sticking her face through the hole she made, licking her lips, smelling your cock-stink
"HEEEEEEEEERE'S WIFEY"
>She doesn't heed your warnings when she forces her way through your now-melted and useless steel portal, her front side glowing red-hot like iron ready to be struck
>The palpable heat from her glowing vagina striking you before she even put your hand to it
>...
>Wake up the next morning to the smell of singed feathers, and the pain of multiple cauterized scratches on your body, more souvenirs from your lovely bride
>You can barely move your body, having blacked out due to the copious love-making
>Hellhound wife is in a similar situation, laying face down with her tail beating at the air
>There's the stupidest grin on her face when you realize that she has more seed leaking out of her than a porn star at a gangbang orgy
"You're in trouble no~ow!"

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>>16943858
300
always and forever

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>>16904572
>Spoiler

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>>16883089
I bully you out of endearing love, Vlad.

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>>16858626
>>16858645
>>16858562
>Be happily married to Hellhound waifu
>Finally get a night off from the kids, getting your parents to watch them, getting in the mood something fierce, rubbing and kneading her ample lactating bosom and deliciously palm-able ass cheeks
>Stop her, your cock twitching and leaking pre already, she just grins when she sees the tiny spray bottle and the collar you're giving her as a gift
"So, you're into that sort of play are you? So what's in the bottle, then?"
>Her grin widens when you tell her it's some kind of experimental fertility drug that a Tanuki swore works 68% of the time, all the time
>Climbs onto the bed on her hands and knees, spreading her pussy lips with one paw, the insides shining dimly like hell-fire
>Lick and lap at her, giving her kisses down below and on her clit until she's wet enough that her fluids gently cascade over your face and down your chin like a bath of warm honey
>Lets you fuck her in doggy style, grabbing onto her ass and shoving in as deep as it goes
>Pause, pulling nearly all the way out
>She shoves you right back in, nearly knocking herself off the bed and onto you in cowgirl
"Don't be a coward now~ Finish what you started~"
>Go at it again like animals, kissing and licking at the small of her back and in-between her shoulder blades. She's smiling the entire time as you hump her absolutely ragged, sweat rolling down both of your bodies.
"Let's switch."
>When you lay on the bed, she wastes no time mounting you, her vulva's lips looking so exciting, yet scary when they remind you of a mouth salivating
>She mutters something when she plunges ALL THE WAY down, penetrating her cervix
>Lets out an orgasmic howl, warm fluids basting your lap as her vagina spasms around you
>Each bounce is more pleasurable than the last, her paws framing your face as she kisses you over and over
>It's going to be impossible to not knock her up now, but when you tell her this, she lets out a long and loud fit of belly laughter
"What makes you think that I'm going to let you go without getting me pregnant again? Didn't you say 'I want to give you all my daughters' when we got married?"
>Collapses on top of you when you end up seeding her until your entire body is sore and somewhat numb
>Starts whispering stuff about how she's definitely pregnant again, and gives your clavicle a playful bite in her after-glow
"Hey... after I give birth, knock me up again. And again. And again. I'm going to keep my promise, you keep yours."

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>>16306483
>Satyros: Barely ever mentioned
>Atlach-Nacha: Ignored and/or Disliked
I like both of those girls, screw you and your umbrella generalizations, sir.

>>16306510
>She's easily the worst chaos girl, where you been, nigga.
I won't disagree that Shoggoth is great, but one of the things that people tend to neglect and/or intentionally ignore about her is that she turns her husband into a pseudo-slime monsterboy. That 'melting together with her' shit in the profile? That's your bodies getting intermingled during sex, not unlike Communion from The Thing. You won't know where your body ends and hers begins.

Allow me to elucidate why Atlach-Nacha is actually pretty great. Barring the fact that you turning into her tentacle dickthrone spider, she's purely loli-dom and ferocious as fuck during sex. On top of that, you get aphrodisiac fangs to fluster her with in spooder form.

Another things worthy of note is the fact that in the original expanded mythos from Lovecraft and other writers, Atlach-Nacha played a far more integral role than a lowly servitor race of the Shoggothes, or even a Star-Spawn of Cthulhu. Atlach-Nacha herself was a spider with a human face that in the northern arctics was weaving a web-bridge to connect the Dreamlands to the real world, which would result in every myth becoming a reality, resulting in the end of man's world.

Allow me once again to elucidate. Ithaqua, the Great Old One that was the basis for the Wendigo? He's not even realistically a major player in anything, preferring to be a sort of hermit over actually coordinating the end of all things. Atlach-Nacha is in direct cahoots with Nyarlathotep, who oversees the Dreamlands and makes sure the Old Gods (i.e. the Gods of ancient human myths) mind their Ps and Qs. Hell, Cthulhu himself isn't even a major player since as far as the known totem pole goes, he's not even an Outer God, he's just one of their high priests.

I mean, I'll respect that you don't like Atlach-Nacha, because everybody is entitled to their tastes. But at least he hasn't fucked up Hounds of Tindalos, the Cats of Ulthar, and other fun stuff as of yet. Knowing KC, he'll make one of them futa or /d/ for shits-n-giggles.

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>>16097800
We need more of it. Writefags fucking please.

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>>16004894
The smuggest.

>>16004890
It depends on the setting. If you're going to use japanese nomenclature without it being set in an asian setting you need to kill yourself immediately, fampai.

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>>15838271
>Not having child creating sex with bait girls like Atlach-Nacha

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