/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>be me
>vacationing to a cool mountain village where monsters and humans live for fun
>did a lot of hiking throughout the day sightseeing and visiting popular elevation spots
>grateful that no monsters have tried claiming me throughout the trip so its all peaceful and good
>except when I get back to the village it's already very late at night
>every restaurant is either closed or packed and tables are all full
>not good
>very hungry and exhausted and there's nowhere to eat
>wait
>see a restaurant down at the end of a street near the residential houses with an "open" sign lit up
>go there and see there's basically no patrons
>a Troll in jeans and a plaid button up under her apron comes out and greets me, says it was nearly closing time but she doesn't mind cooking one more time tonight
>seems kind of fishy but decide to sit down and eat
>there's a lot of tables so even though it looks like she's just running this joint out of her own house it looks legit enough
>the menu is also quite big
>stay for a while and eat a ton
>gigantic meal, service she provides is great
>she comes by to ask me if I wanted a refill but I shake my head and tell her I'm stuffed
>she giggles and says "Too full to move, hm?"
>nod, thinking little of it and ask her for my bill
>she shakes her head and says the restaurant is closed, so she's done operating for the night
>blink at her as she goes over and turns off the "open" sign and.... locks the door
>chuckle nervously and tell her I have to go out that way
>she looks at me with a big smile and says I won't be going anywhere if I'm too full to move
>feel a chill run down my spine
>speak up and ask her how long her restaurant's been open for exactly
>"Oh? I just had my grand opening... today in fact."
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciL7OKWSu10
>ohfuck
>she's been watching me
>waiting
>"You know, I've always dreamed of running a business with a nice husband. Isn't that a nice dream?"
>accuse her of planning this out just to get me as I rise from the table and back away to the kitchen door
>try to push through, but it's locked
>"Hmmm? You really think a nice Troll like me would do that? That sounds mischievous!"
>accuse her of giving such good service because she just wanted to take advantage of me!
>"Yeah, maybe. And now that I'm done providing service, it's time for 'service'."
>she reaches out with her big hands
>"Please no! No-mmmpHHHH-"
>nobody hears me scream inside the restaurant
>that was the last they saw of me...
...I mean until the next day when I came out. I've actually moved to the town since then to support my new wife but the moral of the story is, Trolls are scary!

>>47273438
I would gape her just like all grandmas

>>46707027
Troll but it would probably end up in sex anyway