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Hey /jp/ I just thought of a great idea for a touhou game. So you're this guy, right? And he one day gets pulled into gensokyo to be told that Yukari has the flu and you need to do cross-border deeds for her. So you get through a portal and do some jobs, but they only way to return the quests is to kill yourself.

Huh? Pretty good?

Yukari farts in a crowded elevator

Does she:
(A) Gap the fart out of the elevator so nobody will have to smell it
(B) Gap herself out of the elevator so everybody will argue over who farted
(C) Gap everybody else out of the elevator so she gets all the smell to herself
(D) Gap the fart directly into everybody's throats so they asphyxiate on her old lady gas

>>9592025
Yukari had happy time with Keine.
I do not like seeing her being mindbroken.

Yukari

I like him.
Only thing I don't like is that he doesn't realize how great Chaos Legion is.

Can someone post that picture with Yukari in between a fridge and a kitchen counter with a sinister look on her face?

Hey /jp/, do you think that everything that happens to you and around you is subtle impulse to help you decide on going to Gensokyo?

>>7226483
don't have any others though, I'm afraid

>>7073335
That's the way I like her.

>>6891549

I appreciate them in different ways. The fairies are adorable, while Yukari is always interesting. I like all the touhous though.

>>6823865
I'm going to be like "iluvop - post in suicide threads and then get tripcode and look for attention or wait... it was something else but I don't remember why I'm still alive.

Simply put although Gensokyo was sealed off from the world because of the danger it posed, this was the Humanitarian reason. It is quite apparent that Yukari made the GB for her own ends.

Anyhow, back to the beginning. It is possible Yukari is much older than 1200 years that has been mentioned, and she might well be the nothingness that was in the beginning in Genesis given sentience and form.
Hell Given the initial style of her gaps she may be associated WITH FUCKING EGYPTIANS.


FUCK.

IT’S ALWAYS EYGYPT.

NOTHING EVER GOOD COMES FROM ANCIENT EYGYPT MAN.

“Why you…” the blonde lady snarls while slowly standing up. All manner of elegance and grace gone from her figure, only to be replaced by a deadly aura.
However, you completely remove that deadly aura with another surprise attack! Once again, quick as a flash, you move into that deadly aura grab the back of her head with one hand, and force your lips to hers as your tongue begins dancing inside her mouth. Your other hand, of course, reaches around and cops a major feel on her shapely arse.

“Mmmmph…?!” Your victim can only moan as she is completely and absolutely surprised by this sudden violation of personal space and is unable to fight back. Her deadly aura quickly dissolves into shock and horror. The onlookers at the bar only stare at how ballsy you are and continue watching with interest, hoping something more would happen.


THIS

>>6490923
Nice. I can't wait to get mine.

>>6462459
This being the Greatest piece of Yukari Fanart ever.

I disagree.