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Biggest bro in the series.

Sumadera scum is scum.

Ange is the white sheep exception.

Ryukishi has some sense of justice, so hopefully Jessica will either be alright, or at least be a villain.

Ah, Jessica. To some people you are the literal interpretation of the phrase "moralfag", to others you are a shallow idiot, and to more still you are a nihlistic sociopath plotting the demise of her entire family.

Will Ryukushi actually address the major issue of you apparently not noticing that two of the closest people to you are one and the same come episode 7, or will he have you be part of the first twilight?

Furthermore, will we get delicious yuri doujins of you and Shannon/Kyrie this next comiket?

Only time will tell, but keep on trucking, Jessica, you confusing and divisive lesbian you.

Man, it sucks to be Jessica. She has a batshit insane mother, a totally incompetent father, has to marry some douchebag that said idiot parents will pick, but at least she has her best friend Shannon.

Oh wait, her best friend Shannon is actually the person she is attracted to, but who cares about that, at least- Oh wait, nevermind, Shannon also is planning to kill her.

Why? Well, Shannon developed a crazy persona that is basically based on her, but somehow she forgot the whole "not being a douche" aspect.

And why is Shannon planning to kill her? Simple, she has a crush on their old friend, Battler. Obviously, Battler deserves to live and not her, because he's obviously closer to Shannon than Jessica was... oh wait, no he wasn't.

I mean really, goddamn it Jessica's life sucks. Out of ALL the characters, she has the most motives to kill the fuck out of everyone, and yet she doesn't, because she's not a jerk.


She was just looking forward to a weekend of shooting the breeze with an old friend, but because her best friend is such a cunt, her life got cut short.

My favorite thing is the part where Battler is suddenly a Beato fanatic, because while she may have killed his entire family, she did it for LOVE!

I mean, what the FUCK?

Eva and Ange have a shitty life, but Battler seems to be cool with it, because Sayo did it for LOVE!

The only good thing to come out of Shkanontrice is Jessica being a lesbian.

>>5688939
Jessica's life is awesome. Nothing like having a delusional mother who locked you in closets for long periods of time, a father who is a complete idiot, a grandfather who beat the shit out of you, oh, and guess what?

You're going to be married to some jerkoff because you're the heiress, so you're NEVER getting out of the Ushiromiya family EVER.

Well, actually, scratch that. You ARE getting out of the Ushiromiya family, because your best friend Shannon is actually the dude you have a mild attraction to, and guess who she is going to murder? That's right, you!

Oh and your parents were lying to you for over a year about your grandfather's demise.

Remember when I turned into a robot and killed Kyrie after getting an inspiring speech... from Kyrie?

That was pretty damn cool. Or should I say hot?

>>5615088
Second Battler, I choose you!

>>5312724
I think we have someone to thank for their lack of cooperation.

>>4967828
Ah hell no!

Kanon, give me a sickass beat.

Yeah, like that, like that.
You call me out for saying lies?
That's as common in this as EVERYBODY DIES
It's obvious this was caused by magic
it's tragic it's lame
But I was shot in the motherfucking brain
I've nothing to gain I say
Nothing to gain

>>4828858
Good times.