/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>47446392
Nothing excites p'orcs more than fat, hairy, ugly men. They're like Sabbath girls in that regard, except they're not lolis... usually.

Attractiveness standards for p'orcs is essentially reversed. What humans consider to be beautiful, they see as ugly. What humans see as ugly, they see as beautiful. And because they're all super beautiful by human standards now, they think themselves as ugly, so they feel the need to attack humans to procure a mate because who would want to mate with ugly girls, right? It's for this reason they're even more overjoyed when that ugly guy they capture is enthralled by their beautiful bodies. Like a gazer finding a genuine monoeye lover, they squee big time inside when their catch thinks they're beautiful.

>Starting a folk band with your all-p'orcer harem
>Every practice turns into a lust-filled orgy

Oink! Oink!

>Get shackled with horde of loyal P'Orc followers
>They're all level 1, mob-faced dumb-dumbs that always put 100% effort into even the smallest of tasks

Imagine being overrun by a mob-faced horde.

>tfw you will never be the secret boyfriend of the monster idol Super Porc'chaco

>>33230666
Every man can give his monster wife a fair assessment whether he's a doctor or not
>Honey am I getting fat?
>Let me check
>Slaps ass
>Looks okay to me