/jp/ - Otaku Culture

............Again.

I've become so much like Nanjo it's scary, he's just literally me. I've started wearing a white coat and growing a moustache, getting fat and speaking about prostate cancer. I know all of the Ushiromiyas medical history off the top of my head and frequently play chess with an old friend. The other day I saw a woman coughing really badly, I heroically ran up to her and told her "I have a bronchodilator in my pocket." and walked away. The look on her face was desperate. My favorite phrase to mutter is "Without anesthesia, it cannot be castrated..." because one day I want a girl to notice how professional I look saying it.