/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Yo. You don't have a chance, and little more than a clue.
I'm The Ace Reporter and the Top Tengu,

I don't need to win this battle to know I'm better than you.
You're a school girl with a cell phone, I write for the Bunbunmaru.

I'm your fucking superior, so you best get down on one knee,
Then go crawling back home, with your fake ass Spirit Photography

My lyrics are like my winds, they come hard and they come fast.
You got no hope, kiddo, you're simply out-classed.

You're such a fucking shut in, you make Kaguya look outgoing,
You're an unwashed little NEET, with fucking stupid ass clothing.

You can't even dress yourself, what is that? Plaid? Eew.
I control all the winds, but I don't blow as much as you do.