/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>Ay can't see why y'all need-ta drag anon ta the city, why can't he faand ayy wife here? ay rathuurr he didn't go ta the city where ayy sweet innocent boy can get raped there by all dem degenerates in ta city.

More tales in the land where the men are women, the women are manlier women and the spaghetti comes fresh.


>Be you, working in your little office space.
>Your boss happens to be a milf Anubis.
>She walks up to your cubicle and asks in an authoritative voice.
>"Anon! you were supposed to be going for coffee at this time, why are you continuing to work at this time?"
>Well, you can't really say you've been goofing off shitposting on 666 Chan.
>Shitposting is serious business where you come from.
>So you decided to bullshit her and see if you can get away with it.
"I was just filing out the tps reports Harold asked for."
>Your Anubis boss looks you over once, to see if you are telling any fibs.
>"Well, according to the schedule, you are to be getting coffee, so please do so."
>She did say please, but in the sense it was actually an order.
>You sigh and get up, you head towards the coffee shop across the street.
>As you just leave the cubicle, she gives you a light pat on the ass.
>The unexpected touch almost made you jump the ceiling.
>The first thought that ran through your mind was.
>Is this shit legal?
>Is it sexual harassment?


>Be Anon again.
>Gremlin girlfriend calls you so she invited to watch a 'guy' flick.
>As interested to see what their version of a guy flick is, you tell her your too busy working on your PC.
>She actually decides that she's headed over to your place instead.
>Soon after she gets to your place and finds you with computer parts strewn all over the place and you completely covered in oil.
>Yes oil.
>You explained that you can remove the cooling fans alltogether and use cooking or mineral oil for your PC.
>Then you dumped the rest of the computer guts into an aquarium.
>You added a fake skull to the thing to give it style.
>Her face is first of confusion.
>Then it lights up.
>You spend the rest of the evening running your oily computer watching movies while cuddling Because your a fuckhuge cuddleslut.
>She also wants to know if you want to help out with her automaton.


>Be stuck on the highway.
>Stick your thumb out.
>After an unknown period of time, a manticore swoops down to your level wearing a white tank top, green jeans and brown boots.
>She smirks at you.
>"Cash, grass or ass. No one rides for free."
>She says while her tail is rising up to your face.
>You sigh while unbuttoning your pants.
>This is the last fucking time your doing this shit.