/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>9312499
Speaking of which, you better not use it. It's my image.

The English language has no antonym to "virgin".

Hey look a eroge project with ShindoL!
Wow these girls are pretty cute, and they sure love dicks.
Why are they all dieing?

That ShindoL twist..

I just got done moving into a new house with my parents. The move was really the worst. First of all they dragged me out of my room so they could clean up. My Dad was really upset about the condition my room was in and I can't say I could blame him.. Piss bottles and garbage everywhere, boogers on walls. it was just a mess. He made me move my computer to the basement while he cleaned up. I couldn't have privacy down there and there are no doors, I felt really uncomfortable. I had to help them move and it really took a lot out of me. I spent all my time laying around so I'm really sore from it. In the new house I feel like my NEET lifestyle has been stripped away from me. They make me keep my bedroom door open and my Dad looks around my room every day. They make me keep my window curtains open and shower daily. I hate it.

>>9209282
That would require me getting out of my chair so I don't see it happening.

I managed to convince my Mom that pot helps me more than any other anti-depressant I've taken. It took some time but now she regularly buys me some from her friend at work. It's a real crutch for me. It makes mundane things I do on my computer more entertaining and when I watch anime while high I get more immersed, it just makes lots of things that are normally shit seem better. The only bad part is when I start to build a tolerance I have to quit for a few weeks.

My ass cheeks are basically breasts so I fondle them pretty often.

Why are the majority of NEETs always supported by their mothers as opposed to their fathers? Do mothers love their children more? Or are NEETs on average children of single mothers?

>Suck the biggest dick in San Francisco.
>Janitor gets jealous and deletes my dick.
>Spaghetti bursts out of the open wound.
>Janitor's face is now covered in my spaghetti.

Typical day on /jp/.

Oh look, a thread about my shitposting on /a/.

Figures you nerds would notice the one time I leave /jp/ and pull me back in.

>>9102307
You're boring me.

I'm pretty sure you have to have aspergers or a mild form of schizophrenia to legitimately develop a waifu

am I wrong?

>>8994083
I *am* /jp/.

if every upper middle class and above citizen would donate 1% of their earnings per week to a charity for local hikikimori, no NEET would ever need fear death by starvation

>>8940637
Alaskan secret agent with otaku tendencies.

Keep this going I'm taken in by the beauty of this thread

>>8933628
I thought the purpose of crossdressing was enjoying as much dick while looking like a girl (and being treated like a girl) for as long as time allows. Then moving on with your life once you're no longer girly enough, with insurmountable life knowledge. At least that's what I'd do if I could pull it off. Cherish the memories later instead of becoming a walking hormonal joke.

You can't just suck dicks for the rest of your life, you know.

One of these days you'll have to suck it up and get a girlfriend. It's a simple fact of life, and the longer you wait the uglier your girlfriend will be.

browser games.
Some myspace derivative.
Emulation sites, GBA roms and the like
Warcraft 3 games before DSL was available to me, that was awful.
Many years later, finally 4chan. Beginning of the end.
Thanks for reading this blog post

Does anyone here actually have a job? What kind of jobs do you guys have?

I'm ugly and weak

you will never eat chips as a loli

I would be embarrassed if I was female and people called me George.

>>8724604
Well, it would've come up eventually.

I think my gender is something worth disclosing if they're going to be living with me.

My life is shit and I like it like that.

I'm incapable of being happy.