/jp/ - Otaku Culture

His true legend begins in winter! However, unlike his legend, it did not begin with a fire nor did it have a park. It had a school, which means that this story will have ED-JEW-KAY-SHUN-AL value, as any legend being told that tells of schools will surely do so. This is fact. With that in mind, let me tell you that his true legend began in winter, near night, at school. Because he was a simpleton, he allowed others to take advantage of him, and so he did all of the work that the janitors were being paid to perform. Because of his lack of backbone, he was punished! His punishment came in the form of being stabbed through the heart with a lance - which is always the most suitable for those who allow themselves to be taken advantage of. This is fact. Alas, despite being burned alive in a fire, and stabbed through the heart, he still did not die. Medical experts insist that this must be a fabrication, but they are communists and thus do not have valid opinions.