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Good thing the saka lads are smart, literaturepilled and don't partake in zoomer activities. Amirite, fellas?

>>33019342
YOU KNOW THEY SAY ALL IDOLS ARE CREATED EQUAL, BUT YOU LOOK AT PARIPI AND YOU LOOK AT THE REST AND YOU CAN SEE THAT STATEMENT IS NOT TRUE. SEE NORMALLY IF YOU MEASURE 2 IDOLS TOGETHER AT THE SAME TIME YOU GOT A 50/50 CHANCE OF THEM BEING THE SAME WEIGHT, BUT PARIPI IS A GENETIC FREAK AND SHE’S NOT NORMAL. SO YOU GOT A 25% AT BEST AT FINDING SOMEONE WITH HER SIZE. AND THEN YOU ADD THE LOCKDOWN WWIGHT GAINS TO THE MIX - THE CHANCES OF FINDING SUCH IDOL DRASTICALLY GOES DOWN. SEE WITH KONOCHAN’S COMEBACK AT HINAKURI YOU GOT A 33 AND A 3RD CHANCE OF FINDING SUCH AN IDOL WITH SUCH GAINS. BUT PARIPI GOT A 66 AND 2/3 CHANCE OF GETTING FATTER DURING THE LOCKDOWN 'CAUSE KONOCHAN KNOOOWS SHE CAN'T BEAT HER AT THAT AND SHE'S NOT EVEN GONNA TRY! SO THE REST OF THE IDOLS, YOU TAKE THEIR 33 AND A THIRD CHANCE, MINUS PARIPI’S TWENTY FIVE PERCENT CHANCE, AND YOU'VE GOT AN EIGHT AND A THIRD CHANCE OF FINDING SUCH AN IDOL. BUT THEN YOU TAKE PARIPI’S 75 CHANCE OF GAINING MORE WWIGHT (IF IT WAS ONLY 1 IDOL OPPOSE TO HER) AND THEN ADD 66 PERCENTS - PARIPI GOT A 141 AND TWO THIRDS CHANCE OF COMING OUT FATTER. SENIOR ANON! THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE, AND THEY SPELL DISASTER FOR PARIPI AT THE NEXT SINGLE FORMATION!

>>32682168
Brother moment