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Mad Hatters would carry quite the conversation with you, how long do you think you could last at a table with a Mad Hatter before you had top excuse yourself from the table.

So about that new mario game with the hat throwing and possessing things.

All I could think of is the mad hatters way of corruption, what with the whole "female puts on the hat and becomes a mad hatter" thing

>Human woman sees a mad hatter at a table
>Mad hatter asks human if she wants to try her hat.
>Woman doesnt think anything bad of it and puts it on.
>Woman starts to moan and scream as the spores infect her brain.
>New mad hatter is born, sits at table and drinks tea with original.
>Another human woman comes and sees the two mad hatters.
>One of them asks If she wants to try on her hat...

>>16754684
>You can't really un-matango a matango

Is that so Anon?

>>16737913
I wonder if she'd actually be bewildered for a moment if you told her that her outfit was very fetching. She may tease you twice as hard afterward, but I bet it would stick.
>>16737914
Well I mean I was talking about Cheshires as a whole, or do you mean Wonderlanders in general? I suppose the Mad Hatter is also pretty well dressed in its own weird way. Maybe I'm not the best judge on these things though.

On the subject of coffee, tea, and the taking of the two, good morning, good morning, good morning to you!

Eh, let em sulk, he's just doin it for attention.
Lets talk underrated girls. Was the Mad Hatter essentially an apology for the Matango?

>>16469699
Very accurate. Fuck I love em.

>>16055377
Matango substantially moreso than ropers. At least as a roper its pretty easy to live a normal life once transformed. Barring future updates or retcons from KC, the most active life one can hope for as a matango is to get transformed from one of them into the far superior mad hatter.

>>15963174
How pissed are we talking?
Angry customer pissed? Unnecessary rage? Going to put her shroom hat on the human worker as a fuck you?

Morning Beast. You writing today or chilling?
Also do you have any colour edits of the mad hatter? Having a red mad hatter with white hair would be nice.

I need caffine
I will have relations with a mad hatter while drink tea

What would it be like to wear her hat?

>>14998892
>unknowable madness lingering just behind their smiling face

>>14953687
I want to grope a Hatter's squishy mushroom booty.

>>14558497
>Rule Zero: hats are mandatory, pants are not.
I see I have come across a fellow gentleman of refined tastes.

>>14528945
>no classy hats
How could they hope to compete?

>>14491164
>>14491167
>>14491168
The only acceptable mushroom butt

>>14466546
>>14466549
>I say too you, welcome! Won't you stay awhile?

I want to dress a Mad Hatter up like a cheap crack whore!

>>14404262
>Whats the lewdest Wonderland girl?
Hatter.
>Whats the best Wonderland girl?
Hatter.
>Should they really have British accents?
For what reason would they not?

Classy monster girls in suits.

>you will never be the butler for a CC Hatter

>>14159334
I knew they seemed too perfect.