/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>18718579
YOU_ARE_OFFICIALLY_INVITED_TO_
[option A] "Be my very best friend"
[option B] "Engage in the act of holy matrimony to create a more advanced processing unit"
[option C] "Arm wrestle me dressed as a monster truck tire"
[option D] "Engage in the act of holy matrimony to pull one over on the government, a known fairytale, for taxation reasons"
[option E] "Invite me over to your place so we may watch mid twentieth century comedies to formulate a more fulfilling way to live involving car chases and costumed thievery!"
[option F] "Explore the mystery of static electricity buildup in organic life forms"
[option G] "Participate in a game show for groups of five or six for big money"
[option H] "Help work out how to build an underground network of greenhouses and atrium like tunnels for fun and profit"
[option I] "Help track down Moot the first for interrogation, dress up, followed by river-rafting and stealing from campers"
[option J] "Going to a theme park or and demanding a very special birthday for a very special person after obtaining a wheelchair"
THESE_ARE_YOUR_OPTIONS_CITIZEN_! I_AM_NOT_A_ROBOT_!!!!!!!!
>>18722059
But what have you done for me recently?