/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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She shits. Now please bear with me, okay, the thing is, all humans have the ability to do several things. They have the ability to pee, the ability to shit, the ability to vomit, and the ability to cry. And so, we know implicitly, that Mion Sonozaki is capable of these things, because she as a human is inherently no uglier or more perfect than any other. She, as the heiress, has seen her fair share of drama, has had to painfully stare her sister in the face during nail torture, did it to herself to atone, has to constantly micromanage her grandma's wishes, and has to put up with all of Hinamizawa's town council and filthy old men putting their absolute faith in her, because she is the one who speaks for Oryou, and will inherit her empire. But, after a large party shortly before Watanagashi, Mion Sonozaki's natural metabolism will lead to her having to take a shit, and she plops her ass down on the toilet, and extrudes it as naturally as, well, one would take a shit. And, of course, this is perfectly normal for her, she may not stare down the toilet to view the status of her shits, but she'll wipe, or maybe wash her butt, and then flush, and you know, the evidence of Mion Sonozaki's imperfection or normality goes down just like that. And then, she has a long day in the gym where she drinks a lot of water as a healthy person would, and, after school's back in session, she goes "Hey, Chie-sensei, can I go to the bathroom?" and then she goes, and nobody pays any mind to do that. But you know, that's the beauty of it. The fact that Mion Sonozaki is capable of dropping huge logs, and releasing the golden stream, in just about any toilet that's available for her, and not get any criticism, because it's just normal, because she's human. Maybe if she were to shit in the bushes or something like that, it would be weirder, oh for sure, but because she chooses to use a toilet, to sit in it, and to contemplate as her asshole naturally pushes out the ultimate result of her body's ability to convert food into calories, proteins and sugars, she thinks nothing of it, as does nobody else. She doesn't mention it, because that would be weird, she cleans herself, and she has probably forgotten every single time that she has shat. Surely, too, she has suffered from some food poisoning before, and had to vomit in the toilet as well, and while it was certainly unpleasant for her at the time to retch out all that food and have to flush it down, she likely thought nothing of it after a few days. And naturally, we see her crying, pouring her heart, being capable of feelings and of expressing them, in Meakashi, when she confronts Shion in her apartment. And that, my friends, is exactly why no character in the world is truly original, because they all have the innate imperfection of having to shit, of having to pee, of having to vomit sometimes, of having to cry, of getting angry, getting happy, having desires. All characters are innately based on the reality we ultimately live in, with all of its flaws and imperfections, and by that metric, all characters are unoriginal, because they all come from the same source: human imagination, which takes its ideas and qualia from the human experience of living, and taking shits and peeing in real life. That's really important. So what distinguishes a character is literally only their personality and design, and of course the latter is subjective though naturally I would go to town on Mion fucking Sonozaki's boobs any day all day every day, and the former, I already explained (though I could do so quite more fucking thoroughly, in fact I remember exactly the moment in which I decided Mion Sonozaki would be my wife: during Tsumihoroboshi, when Keiichi takes her out back to question her on Rena's delusions, and she grows shy because she thought she would receive a love letter, and the effort her voice actress put into expressing her embarrassment, my heart and dick grew three sizes that day, I'll tell you now). So naturally, Mion excels in all possible metrics in which you could call a character 'unoriginal', so she isn't, and she can't be fucking boring unless you have low IQ, which you do, because I'm doing this shit to you right now. And of course that goes to every other character, Rena shits, Rika shits, Keiichi shits, Hanyuu shits, Satoko shits, you fucking know it. And you don't even have the right to use Rena when writing a post that ill-informed, fatherfucker, because while Rena may not be my favorite, no character deserves the association with such a low quality, unintelligent post like yours. It is an insult to them, the people who like them, and the person who wrote them, so please, if you are gonna write something that fucking stupid, don't attach an image of a character to it you dumb motherfucker. Anyway, yes, that's my thesis. (2/?)

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