/jp/ - Otaku Culture

At a party, Yuyuko had written a poem for me. the first two lines called me Eren, then a line said
"saving my girlfriend from tentacle monsters"
then two lines like
"I am Eilienen.
Eilienen is Yuyuko."
Me, Yuyuko and others are laying my Yukari figure to rest along with my gemstones in a little grave that was under a couch armrest. Afterwards Yuyuko says it's Yukari's fault, she paid too much attention to her estrus, and she let herself get fat. I didn't hear her, asking "Estus?" and she repeated "Estrus". Then, because she referenced the stupid thread with a fat Yukari in the OP, I ask "So do /jp/'s threads really have such a great effect?" she says "Yes!" in a dumb voice, her eyes crossed. I ask "Ok, but do they really?" she says "Maybe" like she doesn't know. I say "Well, I was only acting like they do because she kept saying they do." Yuyuko goes off somewhere while I fiddle with black headphones with small rainbow LED lights around the earcup's rims. I accidently take them off after I put on Taishi - Liberator (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3f2Fe4jcLLY)) but didn't really mind it playing aloud while I sorted out the headphones. There was another set of black-rainbow headphones on the ground. I go looking for Yuyuko, ending up at a room where there was people laying on a wooden wall that was mostly collapsed. A STACK song played, with lyrics like "I'm the magician, let me take you through endless others worlds". I left the building, wondering how long this dream would go on for. I want to go back after a bit, but had trouble finding my way. Went inside a building, wandered for a while before seeing the back of a wooden wall nearly collapsed thinking it was that room from before. Coming close, I get scooped up by an orange excavator, being dragged towards a chipper that had a dragon face on it, but the machine was stopped. I asked a contruction worker how to get back to that house, they asked for details. I said it was a dilapidated house, he says "Ahah! A dilapidated house in Africa, hehehe." as he rubs his hands together. I say "in Africa?", he says "hey, that's what you said."

In a classroom. A dinner table with babies talking on it, the grownups around not understanding them. One baby was Flan, I said "Somebody feed Flan!" One person grabbed a plate of grilled fish and flung them down her mouth, shutting her up. I was as surprised as Flan. At another table, Angus is trying to ask me something but someone else asks me about Batman so I answer them first, wondering if I'm avoiding answering Angus. They what makes him Batman, I said "Obsession, also, I'M BATMAN." he also imitates the "I'M BATMAN." I answer Angus, saying I got caught shit talking. He roll eyes/scowls, I say "No. Way worse than what you're thinking."and mime pulling out a gun and shooting myself in the head. Referring to this video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdaCmRaPEvo I spell out "Naster" for him so he can look it up. I say "I was level 495, and he was probably max, and I was using some bad loadouts, but 'justifying...justifying...'"I go off towards to other end of the room, a TV screen that had Sakuya running along a meadow, Orin kept playfully creeping up on her behind which annoyed the shit out of me, so I split the screen, putting them at opposite ends. I checked my youtube channel. The icons had a really cool Dark Souls theme, my banner was the Black Knight holding the sword, but the helmet was off, revealing Sakuya. I looked at this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUBmsD0u4So saying "I'm not playing very well in this video." then said "Actually, I'm not playing well in any of my videos." Received a message from a guy who made Reimu Hakurei in DS3, really upset because he got dung pied upon death. Naster was beside me and asked "Why?" I thought "Of course you don't understand with your stupid leejayeeop character." I received a message on my phone, maybe from Angus, saying "Cuck."
Since many of my dreams take place at Pontiff/Irithyll, Ill just mention that's it's the snowy place in those videos.

Earned enough points to unlock a weapon. A guy comes up with a menu of icons. one had a square rocket launcher icon like an M202 FLASH, another huger rocket launcher icon, I thought I'll pick that, then saw a katana, thought "Ok, gotta go with a samurai sword", then saw a really long katana, getting excited saying "Yes! Washing Pole! Washing Pole!", selecting it. The guy says "I don't know about that..." I pull the sword out of thin air, and swing the massive blade, but it split into segments which wrapped around my right arm, then transformed into a green snake.