/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>10610349
Oh, thats worrysome. Well I just wanted to give ARMA 3 alpha lite to someone and ask few things, but I'll just wait 'till the next thread that hopefully wont be all poopy.

If I get a confirmation of portals to Gensokyo working, I'll be there in a flash!

>>9339634
That makes you a normal person.

>>9295556
あばたー☆とらんす!
Avatar Transform!
Avatar Trance
Call it what you will~
>>9295570
9th Chapter will be glorious!

As smooth as they get! remember to use your moisturising cream to keep your skin smooth and silky /jp/!

>>8999199
nah, not doing education or anything like that. If I learn how to budget well I could avoid any kind of starving I guess. Might have to find a job after summer.

>>8947070
The more people call a character a slut or a lewd girl the more pure she is in my eyes and my love grows stronger.
Sanae, Saten, Sakura, i love them all!

>You Are a Good Girl!
This quiz does not have enough options.

>That feel when slurping on a Sonic.

I would suck your cocks, dudes.

Doing some tunes and browsing /jp/. Oh and drinking pepsi max. so good.

>>7731096

So, why is she so perfect?

>>7523044
You just mad that Saten-san related threads are so much better then the rest of the threads on /jp/.

>[gg]

Carefully Tripping

index tripped along slowly. She was on her way to meet her lover, ika, for Valentine's Day. She smiled to see a squid hopping along, carrying a seastore in its mouth.

index was almost on the beach when she came across an annoying cake, lying alone on a hard plate. "That must be a treat from my gluton bear," she said to herself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked salty, so she ate it.

It gave her the most loli tingling sensation in her arms. "How unusual!" she said and continued tripping to see ika.

When ika came out to meet her, she took one look and fell over.

"What is it?" index cried tenderly.

"Your vagina! And your tentacle!" ika said. "They're blue! Can't you feel it?"

index felt her vagina and her tentacle. They were indeed quite blue. "Oh, no!" index said. "I'm a man!" She, or rather, he started to cry. "It must have been that annoying cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?"

"I didn't leave you any cake," ika said. "I got you an ink. It must have been that innocent man who lives nearby. He acts a little softly, ever since he rape a clothes."

"But how can you ever love me, now that I'm a man?" index sobbed.

"Well, I never knew how to tell you this," ika said de geso, "but I actually prefer men. And I think your vagina is really naive like that."

"Really?" index dried his tears. index kissed ika and it was an entirely strong sensation, like a tentacle monster she raped her.

They spent the night having entirely strong sex, until the cake wore off suddenly.

Everything was rather awkward after that.

>>7031204
Most people who actively chat in #/jp/ don't even post here. You're entitled to keep believing your conspiracy theories, though.

>>7019832
No it isn't. Most of the anime is made up and has nothing to do with the manga.

It's impossible to find someone like that on this continent.

>>6868470
I don't kidnap them!
I would like to have them over and we could play vidya, drink and just have fun. Then send them back home if they wish so. It's love that I want to share, not torture.

>>6781114
Yosh yosh. Now let us continue having fun. Haters be hating, but fuck the police!

>>6781116
Thing is that wtH isn't a mindless monster who dedicates his life to ruining others. It might be impossible for the others. BUT you could always try being nice.

>>6761006
Awwww.

>>6761038
As long as the taste is good, it's alright! When drinking tea, don't worry about anything. Just relax.

>>6761048
Microwave!? Does the water taste the same as boiled in a kettle or something alike?

>>6761049
What kind of job? Office where you can't drink or..?

>>6677588
Now I'm feeling all warm and fuzzy inside.
Im not that cute though! I would be nothing without you guys.