/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>32407593
She may have a complex due to her stature but never forget she's the only one that can be (easily) picked up by anon

>>27716689
The game was unplayable for me since the stress mechanic was implemented. It's like I have to be everyone's personal psychiatrist and dwarves all became fucking basement dwellers with no life who constantly complain and whine and get stressed because of everything and everyone and even if everything is okay they will get upset because things are not exciting enough.

>>24754707
This is going to take forever.

What is Dwarf bread made out of? Where do they get flour underground? Is it made out of bugs? Mushrooms? Lichen of some kind?

So why aren't you living in a Dwarven Mine yet?

>>14281614

Pfft, fuck that.

Visit the wonderful Dwarven Kingdoms!

Our friendly locals will make you feel right at home! This is my Aunt, isn't she pretty?

Marvel at the wonders of Dwarven engineering! Dine in our legendary brew-pubs! She drinks a lot, because she's lonely.

Dwarven crafting is among the finest in the world! Our markets hold treasures you'll never find on the surface, and there's always a Craftsdwarf looking to take on an apprentice! She's lonely because some guy in Zipangu wrote a book and now everyone thinks Dwarves have toddler-bodies.

This month we're celebrating the birth of Dwarfkind's greatest hero; TARGA THE DRAGON-PUNCHER. I mean, some do... but not everybody! Look at my Aunt, for God's sake, she's nearly four feet tall! And sweet! And pretty!

You don't wanna miss THIS party! She shouldn't have to be lonely because of some guy and his fucking book!

So the next time you're thinking about having a good time... Please! I love her very much and want her to be happy!

...Think about the Dwarven Kingdoms! IT'S NOT JUST FOR FUCKING TODDLERCONS.

>>13652584

>Hit on dwarf chicks, they'd love you.

I can do that.

Well, not KC's dwarves, the whole 'toddler' thing doesn't quite do it for me. But other fantasy dwarves?

Goddamn AFFIRMATIVE.

>>13561436
>>13561439
>KC's gotta cater to the fetishes.
But he doesn't have a single shortstack, and dwarves are perfect for that!
Gobling are just regular lolis, and Hobgoblins aren't shortstacks, they're oppai lolis.

>>13561444
It's not a fucking dwarf, that's what. It's just a loli with a giant axe.