/jp/ - Otaku Culture

“I love you, Hana, I truly do…” Saddened, Reimu shows her daughter the cellphone screen. The girl pales. She knows what she's looking at very, very well. “… But 'Youkai flashing panties'? 'Necrofantasia', why do you want to see people copulating with corpses, Hana? What's the appeal? And 'The entire family has fun'? By the Dragon God… I think it'd be for the best if we extended your 'Therapy at Eientei' character arc.” Hana slowly nods, hiding her face.

last time in the HSE:
>Anon is enjoying vacation away from Pain Island. Good for him~
>Hana has the worst day of her entire life and the fact she returns home is, somehow, not the worst thing in the list: That'd be the panic attack that almost led to a cariac arrest. Thank God we had Doctor Aunn in the scene, she executed a dangerous maneuver called 'Exercising love and care', one mistake and Hana would be toast. Thanks for your excellent service, Aunn;
>Reimu butts heads with Yukari and, taking the sage by surprise, wins her daughter back, though a heavy breakdown and emotions follow that. What follows then is an ardent—the wings, I mean—voyeurism session. Very cool. Amazing. At least she and her daughter can have a cute moment after all these provations;
>Yukari gets what was coming for her, delived by the Crimson Slasher herself, and leaves with at least some dignity—after shit-talking Reimu and her mother, of course—, proceeds to have a successful IUI the next day, clueless about Eirin's eugenics, and goes to gush about it with Yuyuko. It's a tear-jerker of cosmic proportions, but at least the fat ghost can protect Yukari's children from their mother's autismo;
>Sanae bows down to the true Shrine Maiden and so adopts her retarded daughter, as does the rest of the Jobber Squad as a cohesive unit. Very, very cute~
>Hata no Sekai decides to do a little amount of tomfoolery, 'gaps' the Jaku Duo using words too long for my brain, traumatizes them with her fanfic AUs and gives them the magical equivalent of crack-cocaine. All so her sisters are safely born, of course, so it's okay—secondaries are the D-classes of the HSE, after all;
>Aya has the cutest fucking moment with Anon, keeps herself afloat with Dolly's help—thanks~—and ends her 7 Nights of Hell in a high node. Good for you, Aya! Then immediately gets busted on her terrorism by an angry green midget… Some things never change. Following that gets busted by her boss on her pregnancy, Megumu gushes about it heavily and almost transforms the Bunbunmaru from good kindling into a pregnant lady's first choice on 'What Baby Toe Are You?' quizzes;
>Ran has the weirdest conversation with Konngara, leaves pratically glowing from the radioactive autism;
>Kosuzu is our light and outside view into the conflict and, holy shit, she's going back there! This angelic madwoman will save the world, someone give her a shotgun already;
>Seija and Goro go to the SDM because Yukari doesn't want to deal with Remilia and her retarded view of the world; unlike Flan, who she loves and cares for like it's her actual daughter. They do cool stuff, talk about cooler people than them, play skipping rocks and, of course, then Goro and Seija reverse their existences into non-existence, because gauging limits on autism is insane. Then they speak to a God in the making, get pumped with enough magical drugs to survive the finale and have Sekai's sisters born safely—trauma? That's just a character's essential, nothing much;
>Meiling is not crazy! She's not crazy! Anon heard her words of 'Mapo Tofu' and 'Sakuya', they're magical words! She's not crazy. Patchy has already booked spectral therapy;
>Rikako screws in- and out- universe, throws a rock at the head of a fucking God. Lemontene is worried;
>The fairy wars march on and Nazrin is the first victim of Operation Baka Storm. Warfare shall never be the same…;

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Daughter is back home edition
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This thread is for the spinoffs of the spinoffs of a fan work, read below to catch up.
OG work here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/43718466/chapters/109935363
Read Hana's story here:
>“Hana Hakurei is the daughter of Reimu Hakurei and her husband, Anon. As the future protector of Gensokyo, Hana was never going to have a normal life, but it was worse than it should have been.”
https://archiveofourown.org/works/52050766/chapters/131634781
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previous thread: >>45678335

>>45720503
nice, will be doing it then after you and Mimaanon wrap things up!