/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>45212941
Say hi to your new math teacher.

>>45134204
Nap time

>>43077386
big and strong, that's how we like 'em

>>42716693
>The most common injury of Anons is a crushed pelvis.
lmao just get a better pelvis, few times at the clinic and you'll grow one that can withstand a wrecking ball hit

>>41715879
>>41715913
amen

How do I complete the "Outdrink an oni" side quest, I always pass out first and end up in her bed

>>37312869
>How long have you known MGE
11 years.
>Favorite content creators
Koburatuisut, Butter-T and Kurovah.

>>36788161
>>36788171
What? You got something to say? What?
I said you're coming with me. What? What? What?
>>36788209
I said you're coming with me (What?)
To the liquor store (What?)
We're getting alcohol (What?)
Specifically vodka (What?)
Whisky (What?)
Beer (What?)
Tequila (What?)
More whisky (What?)
More beer (What?)
More tequila (What?)
And more beer (What?)

Gonna take tons of loans out from the mofukuza and never pay them back, what are they gonna do if don’t anyways? Make me knock up their oni muscle, I wanted to do that anyways. Huff hag kitsune tail till I’m addicted, already am I took the loans to feed the addiction anyways. Make me sat out tanuki pussy while she’s crunching numbers, I look forward to making her cum so hard she forgets about income tax.

>>35357818
Yes, Miss Oni. This guy right here.

>>35302777
>Cmon kid, I know you've got more fight in you than that
>Get up! Next round!

>>34972546
If you want Oni, try the mountains or underground.

>>34795759
The trick is to replace the salt with protein powder that'll get the muscle demons coming

human males exist to be broken by big mamono

>>34060843
NO

IT TASTES LIKE A MUSK AND ONIONS BOGMIRE WITH LIGHT HINTS OF TURPENTINE

AND YOU WILL LIKE IT

Bringing your big wife to orgasm over and over for hours with only your fingers.

I'm gonna turn a big buff monster into a broodmother housewife, and nothing is going to stop me.

>>30464905
Go ahead. Make her scream

>>30147675
If I'm gonna get fucked by a girl stronger than me, she'd better have some MEAT.

>>29406277
Is that your final answer?

>>28790031
Write anon, write! All you have to do, is write! Let the sweat from your pores drip onto the keys and make the words come out

>>28528872
Very poorly for your pelvis

>>27701605
Something like

I need a big, soft monster to lay on me!