/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Don't think she'd stoop that low. Is being a virgin until marriage part of the job description? Having sex with a bunch of random guys sounds very unbecoming of a shrine maiden.

She can get a ton of money very fast if she really wants to. We all know that every man in Gensokyo wants to have his way with the "pure" shrine maiden.

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Please donate, goy.

Why is Reimu so damn sexy? Every time I see an image of her, I instantly get an erection, even if it's something cute and innocent like this. Even some of ZUN's drawings of Reimu make me hard.

If you mix up the letters in god then you get dog.
If you mix up the letters in satan then you get santa.

How can santa be evil? Dogs bite people but santa doesn't.

Here we go, time for another round.

Account balance: $2.95.

The end might be near, at least I've made some cash since last time.

"Your current account balance: $22.95" - The bank.

This doesn't look good. How can I make money to support my NEET life style? I can't get a job, real life is too scary or the people are at least. I've also been thinking of making a paypal and maybe doing stuff online for money too, any ideas? Real life or online is fine.

Why is growing up designed to be so sadistic and cruel?

You spent maybe your first 18 years of life in almost complete bliss. Aside from school, you have pretty much unlimited free time. There's no stress or worries and everything is so happy. Then you turn 18 and it's time to get a job. If you're lucky you can hold it off for a few years, but it's inevitable.

I don't understand why people give us so much pleasure only to take it away. Why? If all I have ever known is work and suffering then this wouldn't be so bad, but I have known perfect bliss for 20 years and now I'm expected to throw it all away and work for the rest of my life like a slave?

How is it that some people are actually excited about getting a job? Are they insane? What is there to be excited about? You're throwing away your life.

My dreams always turn into video games. I don't understand.

I had a dream last night that was so good. I was at some kind of record store and Reimu nervously came up to me and asked me if I wanted to look at some books her. We went to look at some books, but then three tsundere bully girls appeared who also liked me and they all attacked me because I was with Reimu, but she fought them off and saved me. Then she hugged me and right when she said that she loved me a "Congratulations! You have won!" screen appeared like in those old 2D platformer games like Mario and I say a tiny sprite image of Reimu carrying me on her back as she walked across a little victory screen and then I woke up.

What the fug was that? It was perfectly vivid and realistic and then all of the sudden my dream is turning into the victory screen of a Super Mario game? What?

What is your favorite video to watch when you feel sad or stressed?

I like these videos. It feels like she's really touching my head.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKGIe_WR0O4

Exercise frightens me.

My doctor tells me to take 20mg of adderall two times each day so I can be motivated and happy, but it increases my heart rate and makes me dehydrated since that's what stimulants do.

If I try to exercise during this then my heart starts beating like a drummer with parkinson's and even when I stop I have to spend the next fifteen minutes taking deep breaths just to prevent myself from feeling faint.

I want to exercise, but how can I do it when that happens?

will you be hypnotized with me, /jp/?

i found this video and it is a hypnotize video. i want to watch it but i am scared. will you watch it with me please?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Tq13rw3Gus

One time when I was in junior high a bully tried to hurt me and he said many mean things to me. He hit me and I felt pain and I was scared.

I remembered the beach that my mommy took me to a year before and I was very happy at that beach because it was fun and I like water. The bully hurt me again, but this time I didn't feel it as much as before and now I smelled ocean. I like how ocean smell. Then bully hit me again but I didn't feel it this time. I did not hear bully or see bully. I saw ocean now and I heard ocean now and I smelled ocean now.

Teacher came soon and stopped bully. I was on floor but not crying. Teacher shook me but I did not know because I was at beach now and teacher was scared so he took me to nurse. I finished at beach and I came back and nurse was there. She said I was not respond and I scare her and everyone. This made me feel sad.

Why do they always rub the balls?

I see in many doujinshi that the girl is rubbing the balls when she gives him oral pleasure, but I do not understand. I try to rub the balls when I am masturbate but I feel nothing. I try to rub the balls harder and I think that maybe I didn't do it hard enough so that is why I rub them harder but then it hurts and I feel stomach pain like someone hit me in my belly.

Please respond and explain
Thank you

If you ask me, they're especially cute when crying.