/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>wake up early thinking I have class
>I don't have class
Name a better feeling.
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It's 2021. You fly to Tokyo on vacation to see something new. Maybe hit Akihabara and buy some cool Hololive merch. You decide to head to Minato City, Tokyo to see the Tokyo Tower at night. You arrive. You look at the tower and think "this is just a budget Eiffel Tower."

As you're lost in thought you see some guys chasing a middle aged man into an alley. Usually you would just fuck off and wander around hoping to find a cute Japanese high school girl and wind up in the plot of your favorite ugly bastard enjo kousai H-doujin. However something inside you pushes you to venture into that alley and see the commotion. You see two guys with tattoos beating up the older man. Your fight response kicks in and you pick up a rock on the sidewalk and chunk it at the head of one of the men. He falls over and in the confusion the older man manages to get the upper hand and fends off the other man. He runs out of the alley and tells you to follow him. You oblige and run off with him down the street until you see an expensive black car pull up on the sidewalk faster than whiteknights to Towa's channel. The middle aged man yells at you to get in with him and the car drives off. You're scared and your heart is pumping. However you finally get a good glimpse of the man's face as he pulls out a cigar. Holy shit it's Hololive CEO, Motoaki Tanigo. He explains that he's been shaken down by a rival Yakuza gang in town and that it's a daily occurrence. He wants to thank you for your courage and says he wants to take you somewhere.

Eventually you pull up to a giant mansion. Surely it must be YAGOO's. But as you get closer you see cute Japanese girls playing in the yard. "is there some kind of party going on here?" you wonder. YAGOO gets out of the car and beckons you into the mansion. You see a bunch of familiar girls hanging around. It suddenly hits you. You're at the Holohouse, and every girl is there partying and lezzing out. YAGOO puts his hands on your back in a friendly manner and says "Pick one to share the night with. She's all yours." Your heart beats even faster and you try to process what is happening. That's when you start thinking to yourself. "Why is my heart beating so fast when I'm no longer in danger?" You glance around the house and you locate your favorite Holo wearing the sexiest pajamas you've ever seen. She's by herself and she looks a bit lonely. You can't keep your eyes off her. You realize now why your heart beat won't calm. You turn to YAGOO and you say "I choose _______You________"