/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>43154981
I don't want to be a fairy, I want to be with a fairy. It's ok if our children are fairies though.
>>43157958
We all do. Star is just too sexy.

>>23614115
An oral sex position where the woman is on her back and the man is sticking his dick down her throat. The head of his dick is "swabbing" her throat.

>>22101619
Avoid ejaculating for a few weeks and then take a relaxing walk in the woods.

>>21661762
Gee, I wonder who's behind this post

Gensokyo Bureau of Public Safety
Official Guidelines for Safety around Fairies and Small Predatory Youkai
Approved and ratified: Yakumo, Y., Yakumo, R.; Hakurei, R.; 2003

Safety of rural human travellers from assault, seminal robbery, and other sexual predation is of paramount importance to the administration of Gensokyo, and with the aim of minimising it we issue the following official guidance for the notice of all human male inhabitants of this land inside the border:

1. The threat of sexual predation by fairies is vastly overstated. A typical human male traveller, particularly a sexually frustrated NEET laden with semen, may expect to traverse the Gensokyoan countryside unmolested.

2. Areas a cautious traveller may be especially safe include the Forest of Magic, the woods around the Hakurei Shrine, the Misty Lake, and the Garden of the Sun.

3. The traveller should travel alone if possible. It is not necessary for him to tell other humans where he is going, or for how long.

4. Loose fitting clothes that are easy for another to remove are recommended. This facilitates the actions of medical personnel should the need arise.

5. Human women should not concern the traveller. They offer little and can be ignored. It is recommended that human males not have sexual relations with them.

6. The traveller is advised to be cognizant of his health: he should masturbate at least nightly, but **never to the point of orgasm.** This cannot be stressed too strongly; he must encourage his body to produce semen, though it is essential he keeps it contained.

7. His choice of erotic media, should he use it, is important. Our experts have found fairy doujinshi to confer the greatest health benefits. With greater generality, material involving unprotected vaginal intercourse to completion with cute, small, non-human girls has been found to be conducive to the healthy and correct functioning of the male body.

8. The traveller may glean greater enjoyment from the Gensokyoan countryside by adopting an appropriate mindset. He should not fear fairies, though they should be on his mind as he journeys. Concentrating on them as outlets for his irrepressible sexual frustration and regularly exploring their small bodies in his mind will likely benefit him. Coupled with the recommended masturbatory practices, his fixation and uncontainable arousal will project a powerful aura of sexual aggression. This is known to be an effective deterrent for fairies.

9. The traveller should attempt to maintain at least a semi erection at all time. A state of tumescence is detectable by fairies, and the additional arousal incurred from the friction of the fabric of his clothes on his penis will assist his mind in remaining controlled. Fairies are sensitive to the scent of pre-ejaculate, which the traveller is advised to emit, and will know to avoid it.

10. Come to the woods outside the Hakurei Shrine. It's really pretty.

>>21287593
gee I wonder who's behind this post