/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>43930129
A VERY LONELY BERD HAS BEEN DISPATCHED TO YOUR LOCATION

>>43423958
>>43425394
Or fly.

>>42029030
Of course, they're birds of prey.

>>41328520

>>39980042

>>38000635
To be clear, jubjubs can fly, they just aren't very good at it.

>>34732230

>>33221114
>Zoo volunteer anon being grabbed by her big talons, full time zookeepers trying to stop him from getting dragged in
>Jub is squealing with delight at the thought of getting anon in the cage with her for along time
>She's just breathing heavily while somehow managing to mutter "Pants... offfff...."
>Eventually starts getting angry
>"Pants... OFF.... PANTS... OFF... PANTSOFFPANTSOFFPANTSOFFPANTSOFFPANTSOFFPANTSOFFPANTSOFF"
>Zookeepers eventually make the executive decision that maybe 1 lawsuit is fine and just decide to let anon go and see what happens

MGs do the silliest things.

>>20820858
I know guys taking selfies is degenerate as fuck but having the straya river rabbit lamia of rape creeping up on a dude taking one of famed river before getting sucked into said river with the beast would be comical.

Like MGC's funniest home videos comical.

>>20524756
All of them.

>>20142362
>>20142341
Then we shall simply dig but stop before it's considered delving too deep and too greedy then. It's not like the sea or the sky are viable options.

Need more birds.

You wouldn't be scared of MG bounty hunters would you anon?

>>19501833
Do I really need to explain it anon?

Tell me anon, does Latenight yet live? Or has the Endless Chain laid claim to him?

>>18615367
Technically horses that look all fluffy and shit exist.

However since he deliberately drew the hooves like a deer's White Horn is 100% a deer but tossed in the Centaur family because there's no other family of critters she belongs to.

In other news, beware the MG Bounty Hunters.

Real talk.

Do you think you could escape the clutches of Booba Fett?

>>16682286
>>16682314
>TWO Anons that like Jubjubs
A waifu has been dispatched to your residence, please remain calm and activate runway lights to guide her to a safe landing.

>>16552945
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0vNsH81YeA&t=0m56s

>>16552963
What are you even talking about? >>16552902 and >>16552928 both came out fine.

Even if they were somewhat lame / tame aboot it.

Maybe you should let that one Anon who recognizes everyone by their forms of writing do the labeling and stick to your day job of lurking jah?

How dangerous would MG Mercenaries be?

They'd be motivated by money and someone has to see them as capable enough to worth a paycheck.

HEADS DOWN, MG BOUNTY HUNTERS!

The greatest bounty hunter in the galaxy is after you, what do you do?

>>14899352
He's gone Rogue!

Luckily we know how to deal with your ilk. Bounty Hunters.