/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>11977737
>130cm

That girl is even shorter than the changzuchang.

>>11921376
um k rude i go to community college

my upload speed is shit because piracy is legal in my country

i just don't bother

fug it

>>11693636
Why is she playing a ds and not a psp?

oh no, I have to go to sleep because I have to get up and go to work in 6 hours.... fuck!!!

why? I've been working for 4 months now straight and now I just want to be a neet again... why can't I just be a little kid for ever and ever and not have to work?

why?

WHY?

WHY IS GOD SUCH A SADIST?!

what otaku culture trubird is this? is it a budgie?

anzuchang

Us /jp/ NEETs are ahead of the curve. Now normals are starting to realize the benefits of going NEET, of being able to escape the horror of consumerist slavery to drop out of society. Check this out.

http://www.mgtow.com/four-levels-of-mgtow/#.UTBm31c1B8E

Level 1
>The MGTOW rejects all form of long-term personal relationships with women, including but not limited to marriage, cohabitation of any sort which might be classified as common-law marriage, picking up for a single mother's children, or any action which might be used in court to turn him into her legal indentured servant.

Level 2
>The MGTOW rejects all form of personal relationships with women, including dating, one-night stands, friendships, etc. Any contact with unfamiliar women is kept strictly professional and at a minimum.

Level 3
>The MGTOW refuses to produce more than is strictly necessary for his individual survival. He will do as much work off the books as possible to avoid taxation, and will endeavour to remain in the lowest tax bracket possible without jeopardising his way of life and acceptable standard of living.

Level 4
>The MGTOW drops out of society altogether. He minimises contact with the blue-pill world and seeks to further his own ends on his own terms. For all intents and purposes, he does not exist. A urbanite might keep to his own apartment, while someone further out may simply head into the wilderness and go off-grid.

>>10522720
>>10522721
>[Additional message] Please ignore falseNEETs who try to plant doubt in your minds. This is and forever will be the truNEET golden rule, those who disagree don't belong.

As expected. Please do not be deceived, my truNEET allies, these kids are as false as it gets. They are trying to tempt you from the path of righteousness. Stand strong brothers.

>>10522725
I will bring this issue up at the next council meeting.

>>10522743
I am doing this for you, young one, to bring my people to the light. When truNEETICUS gave to me the golden rule, he was clear it must be followed in order for /jp/ to be saved. It's my mission, my reason for existing.

-Official /jp/ reminder-

If you are currently employed, enrolled in education OR receive a welfare check you do not belong on /jp/. End of story. If you are in the aforementioned categories, please evacuate the premises immediately. Thank you for your cooperation

>>10436556
>Not everyone here is NEET

>>10305730
I'm not a big fan of that tone you're using. You trying to pick a fight or something?

Why don't NEETs just quit?

Have you read your Sushi's Logics today?

http://www.thinkartlab.com/pkl/media/SUSHIS_LOGICS.pdf

NEET tip of the day:
Always remember poop as soon as you feel the urge to poop. If you wait because you were busy with the computer then the turtle may retreat back into the shell and you will have a hard time coaxing him back out.

Always remember that.

Do you fear the reaper?

Do you fear death?

My psychiatrist tried to do a field test for my anxiety and take me to a store so I could ask the clerk at the desk if they were hiring, but I got so scared that I started crying in the car and then I shit myself.

Shortly after he recommended that I apply for SSI and I have been living the dream ever since.

>>9883324
Turn in your NEET card, you'll be paying our autismbucks now.

>>9831797

>>9811886
Have you ever played russian roulette with yourself, normal? I have. I don't have to be insane to have no fear of death.

I'm too poor to bulk up, I'm not made of money. I don't even want to get ``functional strength'' anyway. The muscles I have are enough.

>>9724312
You just made me feel bad. Good thing my favorite idol is anzuchang. Why is anzuchang so perfect?

Is there a heaven for truNEETs?