/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Report and Ignore. Goddammit, this is the mostergirl thread, not the bitch-about-nonexistent-monsterboys blog

>>35996082
The naive want a thick monster. The wise know it is far more satisfying to make a monster thick through repeated impregnations

I am looking for a married shirohebi recently scorned and who is willing to sell her husband's powertools for cheap

>>34219082
Same. I like the idea of being confronted by a cocky tanuki with a convoluted plan to blackmail a man into marriage only to get picked up and princess carried to a bedroom for breeding

>>19004144
Impossible. That's going to be a 1000$ fine for lying to a Tanuki Bank representative. Of course, you can just marry her and settle that now

Mr. Ymous, you're passive and lazy! We're going to give you 180 quatloos this month to encourage you to work harder at finding a high-paying job!
Oh, and next month we're paying you nothing. If you don't want to end up on the street, maybe you should apply for a live-in servant's job? Or maybe you're too proud to accept that?

>Anon! You'll be on time for work tomorrow right?

>>16487943
She's still a little girl.

>>16487946
I can dig that.

>>16487956
You deserve worse than death.
Yes, I guess you can call me "triggered" but when you witness your father rape your 7 year old sister you too will have a disdain and hatred for pedophiles.
Enough blogging for now. Post mature women who can hold down a job and family like a real woman.

>Anon, you've been unemployed for n days already! You're falling through the cracks into a world of substance abuse and mental instability! For your own sake you have to go work at a Manticore Claw & Spike salon for less than your unemployment benefits!
Really anon, this seems like a good opportunity to bring some routine in your life, what are you complaining about?

>>16429794
Love me some Tanuki Tuesday.
Much better than that tiger bullshit someone was pushing a while back.

>>16421321
"Every boy has his price."

"Anon! Where are those TNA reports I asked to be finished by today? Come to my office, we need to have a little chat."

>>16324393
Innovation at the cost of functionality may as well have never happened. Any nook worth her shekels would know changing something just to change it is bad business sense, especially if the new product is inferior.

Uh-oh! Thanks to some new laws in MGC that Deruella Trump just passed, you've been arrested for being single!
>go to http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Mamono and hit random
>first monstergirl you get is now your lawyer
How fucked are you?

>>16059912
There are no rapists here boyim! Now take those pants off, I'm about to 'appropriate' the shit out of your 'culture'!

>>16025213
Damn Tanukis. Always gotta have an agenda for someone. Until it's a paladin girl then all of a sudden there's an outcry of "but muh six gorrillian".
Stupid, sexy Tanukis.

>>15989534
Well hold the fuck on. What's their "village" doing on my land? They're squatting on my property and hunting without a license. You will hear from my Tanuki Lawyer in a little bit.

"Anon! Where are those TNA reports?"

>>15701252
>New England
Probably deer girls, some cow girls, some foxes and probably very pissy tanukis who have to live in suburbs.

>>14586872
>We live to drink what you might think is undrinkable.
Years of forced, draining blowjobs from a tanuki.

I want a rich and slightly yan tanuki to financially ruin me and turn me into a starving hobo on Christmas day!

>All these degenerates wanting to do horrible things to girls proposing

The Tanuki Empire finds your actions unacceptable.

The Anonymous Legions will find war on their doorstep this day, and soon they will properly treat monster girls with respect thanks to our help.

I want a Tanuki to ruin my life in every way, and continue to destroy it even if I become defiant and homeless

>>13699182
She will of course, have none of that and simply decides to be the bigger endowed woman and take me back into her house telling me not to play with the crazies.