/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>13740514
Right here, enjoying waking much earlier than I wanted because of the heat and sweating a waterpark.

>>13691268
That's my bag, baby.

Has anyone ever actually done a story with bumper cars and monstersirls? Outside of Bromont and his MILFmas, of course.

>>13473527
>>13473531
I guess you're right...

>>13277578
>>13277577
Oh no! The Hellpup refuses to give the broom back and whilst shaking her haid exclaims that the wise lady with white hair who lives across the street told her that men are only good as pets and toys, and shouldn't be listened to!

What do you do?

>>13106770
And since I posted that picture I may as well do something MGK related for now.

You're Jimmy and it's Saturday.
Do you watch a NCIS marathon over at Pharaoh's with Anubis, Dark Elf, P'Ork, Sandword, Wurm, and Khepri?
Do you and Ophy carve profanity into the side of Pharaoh's house and toys?
Do you have fun in the pool at Ryu's family pool with Ryu and Wyvern?
Do youand Yeti cool off with Yuki on this oddly warm day?
Do you play in the park with Girtablilu's cardboard cutout?
Do you play tag with Holst, her faceless boyfriend, Mino, and Dollarham?
Do you eat fresh baked goods at Dragon's family bakery while her mother pats your head?
Do you ask Lich if she can brew up Sunkist or if it's too hard for her?
Do you go along with 6th grader Jabberwock and Lilim on their trip to the nearby lake?
Do you learn how to shoot a BB gun with 2nd grader salamander and Hellhound?
Do you visit your CC Echidna teacher and help her braid her hair?
Do you hug Junko and help her find a job instead of letting her live at the foot of your bed like a pet?
Or do you spend all your allowance at the new pizza place that opened up and eat until your stomach ruptures?

>>13084412
Wurm became a bad girl.
A bad, bad girl.

>>13076283
Anubisfucker, it wouldn't be the same if it was anyone other than Jimmy.
Chances are it will pay out like a VN, with everyone mentally blocking the route of the girl thy don't like.

Wyvern will get no love, Ophy will be forgotten, Albino Lamia will get chemo alone, ect because you wanted Anubis to be your little lego princess, grow up together, and live a happy life with 7 daughterus

Well I feel like shit.
Better than yesterday, but still shit. I'll do some MGK before actually writing something later.

You're Jimmy, a kid with a craving for adventure, legos, and free pizza.
Today is Monday, and the MH girls are back once more.

Pharaoh got heavily shocked again after trying to pick on the Jinouga girl in the sweater, will you and Anubis help drag her to the Scylla nurse?
Do you help in making a sand village with Wurm, Sandworm, Diablos, and Jhenny?
Do you, Werewolf, Kitsune, and sweater wearing Jinouga play tag?
Do you hang out with the large group of Dragon girls and see what they're gathered for?
Do you and Lich team up to reclaim the slide from the Alatreon girl going through her "MINE!" phase?
Do you, Holst, Mino, and Dulla play some pokeon in the corner?
Do you eat popsicles with Yuki and Yeti?
Do switch over to Timmy and let Dark Elf and P'Ork ride you like a horsey?
Do you take a small nap next to the napping Echidna teacher?
Do you start fire with 2nd grader Salamander and Hellhound?
Do you eat snack with 6th grader Lilim and Jabberwock?
Do you trade your veggie tickets and vodka you took from from dad's stash to Junko for monster mantels?
Or do you ask Tommy the 3rd grader to impart some of his knowledge on pussies?

>>12916344
I'm so sorry you had to use that version.

Have a slightly better one.