/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Do you happen to know of any terrible otaku culture puns?

It even rained on the day I was born.

It burns super bad when I poop. The poop itself is bright yellow and appears to have the consistency of chocolate mousse.

What should I do to get my GI tract working properly again?

EXPRESS LOVE

Don't worry, I've got this.

If using the Zeo crystals made the Power Rangers "stronger than before," why didn't Zordon just have them use those in the first place?

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Rejoice, Anonymous. Brad Pitt will accompany you to Gensokyo.

She never got her Al Pacino thread. ;_;

Between giving your waifu a physical body, and returning Freddie Mercury to life, which would you prefer?

You would obtain the love of the former, and the eternal friendship of the latter.

>>7828553

You're adorable.

Hey /jp/, do you have an opinion on the name Inara? Unfortunately, I have to name something.

ITT we post images from our extensive archives that we seldom have the opportunity to use.

>>7355669

Nobody cares.

Demonstrate it for me.

The chivalry of Anonymous.

That feel when you are banned for posting an off-topic thread, but have not created a thread in the last 24 hours or so.

That feel when, on a seperate occasion, you are banned for posting an image that is not safe for work when you have not posting anything of that nature in the same time span.

I'm really only seeing two possibilities here. Either the new moderator is incompetent to the extent that they regularly select the wrong post or IP address when swinging the banhammer, or they are banning folks completely at random.

>>6920797

Is that Community?

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>>6385954

Nope.sps

Te saluto. Kitto sum. Imperator et pontifex maximus Romae. Si tu es Romae amicus, es gratus.

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