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Ratas smell like nuts. Open a canister of Planter's mixed nuts, and there's your rata smell, sort of.

They've got that smelly nut breath like someone who's been munching on peanuts all day. Their hair smells like coconut shampoo, and all her lotions are some sort of nutty scent. Of course, it doesn't help that every second of the day, they've got a bowl of nuts next to them to munch on. Very messy if she's a freelance journalist who works on the computer, oily keyboard and all. Though it can quite comical to see her with her cheeks stuffed full of nuts, and she gives you a deer in headlight's look when you catch her. But you'll never catch a rata drinking a coffee without hazelnut flavoring.

Her favorite nuts though? Well, that's yours of course. Ratas love your nuts more than a danuki loves nuts and money combined!

I love ratas.

So I've stolen 5 ratas. It turns out, you're allowed to just pick them up and take them with you. They may attempt to push you away or break free at points, but eventually, they just give up and accept being your property.

Pretty cool, huh?

>>46016955
Never play a rata in poker. She always has the nuts.

Disposition:
>Malicious
>Cowardly

She will blackmail you to fuck her.
>When she tells you to release inside or she'll ruin your life

Flip side is that they're easy to defeat. They're easy to mindbreak. So that whole blackmail thing will go out the window very quick once she's addicted to your dick. Potential downside is if you don't like ratas, you're gonna be married to one.

Squirrels

>You have attracted the attention of a scurry of wild ratas

Life with Rata wife

>Wake up cuddling
>Some lewd
>Breakfast favorites: Raisin, Date, and Walnut oatmeal and toast with nutella or peanut butter
>Fetch her hazelnut coffee
>Occasionally brush her tail and kiss her as she writes her news stories and reports
>Maybe mail a letter/package or two for her
>Prepare dinner, preferably something nutty
>Dinner time
>After dinner lewds
>Bathtime lewds
>Bedtime lewds
>Sleep
>Shared dream artifact for comfy and wild dreamtime lewds

>>40500645
It's respectable. If women are lauded for doing it, you can be too!
You're life will be so hard putting up with a wife that semi worships you and does anything you say.

You will huff tree rat fluff.
You will enjoy it.
No is not an acceptable answer.

That is all. Thank you.

>>39593884
Last one from me unless promoted. Very cute.

http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/Nami955/957020/Nutty-New-Year

>>37907268
Ratas, but their tail floof might make it hard to tell from the wrong angle.

>>37228091
There is now a squirrel coming to your location to prove you wrong. Also, to blackmail you.

>>37202157
Do not disappoint the cute little squirrels, anon. They want your nuts and you should just give as much as you can.

>>37177860
Can I use peanut butter to catch ratas, or do I have to use real nuts?

>rata stops you in the street
>claims she has blackmail material against you- compromising photos of your gratifying yourself
>she says surely this would humiliate you and possibly even make you lose your job
>she says she's willing to make it all go away...for a price
>stare at her for a minute

>sic your kobold on her

>>37140157
Rata mofu is fine too right?

>>34144030
No, I only like monster lolis because they’re cute as hell, I don’t want to be raped by one. Too bad they’ll end up trying to rape me anyways

>When obtaining a man of their own, they also make excellent use of information and create situations which their target absolutely cannot escape from. Inducing a man himself to come after them is their forte.
What would a Ratatoskr send (You) that would make you come after her?

>>30664068
Every time you post an image without any context, genocidefag kills a monster. Please think of the monster girls and say something when you post an image.

>>24189163
Fine. If a human hands and a bushy tail are a must...

Actually yeah, just go with the vastly superior Squirrel.

>>22565577
Time to fix that.

>>22075691

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