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“Watson Detective Agency.”

>”teeeeeeen-hut! The Homestawmy is lookin’ to wecwuit, and I heaw you’ve got some shoot in’ skills, maggot! If you’ve got 5 bucks, a sack lunch and some owange slices, you’ve got a spot in the Homestawmy!”

“Sorry, I’m booked for the foreseeable future, soooo... no war.”

>”oh. Oh I see. WETWEAT!! Fall back men, we’we in ovew ouw heads!”

“Watson Detective Agency.”

>”Hey Watson! What’s the deal with that Stave it off guy? I mean, whewe did he come fwom?”

“Public access television, I guess.”

"Watson Detective Agency."

>"Hey Watson, what's the deal with that Piwate you work with?"

"Marine-Senchou? She's horny."

>"She's got howns?"

"No, She's...actually, I'm sure she's got horns somewhere."

>"Sounds like a Stwong Bad kinda thing."

"Watson Detective Agency."

>"Hey there consumer! Can I interest you in some Pumpkin Spice Banana Bread flavored Malloweens?"

"Homestar? Is something wrong? You sound different somehow."

>"AHH! Watson, help! I got a job pwomoting these mawshmellows and when I put on the costume, it posessed me and-OH NO YA DON'T WENDELL, THIS MY BARBEQUE!"

"What the crap?!"

"Watson Detective Agency."

>"Hey Watson, did you evew get awound to investigating that school teachew I told you aboout?"

"Yeah, the charges were dropped."

>"Oh fowget this, I'mma go to the libewwy and wead some pie-pie comics!"

"Watson Detective Agency."

>"A Tidal wave of Mawshalade!"

"Getting those royalties from that Malloweens commercial Homestar?"

>"No, all I got was that weiwd eyeball I wowe in the commewcial."

"Watson Detective Agency."

>"Yeah, you know that guy Pom-Pom? He seems pwetty sus."

"Pretty sure He's been with you the entire time, Homestar"

“Watson Detective Agency.”

>”Yeah, I’d like to make an anti-wequest.”

“Okay, and that song is...?”

>”The song about the sibbie.”

“Got, never ever sing the song about the sibbie.”

>”that’s the one. Nevew evew evew evew sing the song about the sibbie.”

“Watson Detective Agency.”

>”Youw shawk fwiend may have over a million sub sandwiches, but does she have a 4-and-half-staws-with-ovew-600-weviews ghost story?”

“Yes, actually! It involves a loaf of bread and-“

>”WAAAAH! Too scawy!”

"Watson Detective Agency."

>"Yeah, it's Homestaw. I'm calling about that thing I asked you to look into a few weeks ago."

"Ah, Yes of course! Well, I have the results."

>"So Stwong Sad is...?"

"100% related to Strong Bad and Strong Mad."

>"Weally?! Cwap... I just lost a bet to Pom-pom."

"Okay, Mister... Runner? please give us your account of the sighting."

>"Now, I'm a little fuzzy on the details. But I was in the woods, walking my dog, Pom Pom. All of a sudden, he stawted gwowlin' and poopin' all ovew the place."

"Go on."

>"And that's when I saw it."

"Saw what?"

>"A vewy. Scawy. Monstewm'n."

"Thank you Mr. Runner, we'll contact you if we need anything else."

"Watson Detective Agency>

>"Hey Watson, what's the deal with those little clips? you know, Cow clips? am I the only one who calls them that? Moooo, moooo."

"Homestar, are you calling me from your job?"

>"Yeah! it's one of those pwiviledges I get fow being fwiends with the big cheese!?"

"You mean the guy who just walked up to your desk?"

>"What awe you talkin' abo-WAAAH! The big cheese! Yes, siw. Sowwy, siw. Wight away, siw. Hallelujah, siw. I'll have that DNA Evidence on youw desk by five, siw." *click*

“Watson Detective Agency.”

>”Yeah, I got a coupon fow a fwee melonade and I’m looking to wedeem it.”

“Sir, I don’t have any coupons for a free melonade... yet.”

“Watson Detective Agency.”

>”Hello there, I am the exact same!”

“Homestar, you’re acting pretty suspect right now.”

>”I do not understand what you mean, I am the exact same!”

“Alright, voting to kick Homestar.”

“Watson Detective Agency.”

>”Hey Watson, when awe you gonna stweam Dangewquese?”

“I would answer that question, but it looks like I’m gonna have to jump!”

“Watson Detective Agency.”

>”Watson, Ineed youw help with a case. Seems the King of Town’s Poopsmith has been kidnapped, and we don’t have a lot of suspects.”

“So what suspects do we have?”

>”Just a wounds my man that’s been following me awound all day.”

“Who does he work for?”

>”Sone guy named Homestaw Wunnew.”

“Homestar, are you really suspecting Pom-Pom?”

"Watson Detecive Agency."

>"Um, Watson. I need some help. You see, I made Mawzipan a veggie buwgew, and I put some olives on toothpicks, so it would look like it had a face, and now she won't eat it."

"That doesn't sound like much of a problem, Homestar."

>"She's talking to it, and she's even named it Homestaw Juniow."

"I'll ring Calli, see what she can do."

“Watson Detective Agency.”

>”Hey Watson, I weally like youw Theme Pawk idea.”

“...un, thank you?”

“Watson Detective Agency.”

>”Betcha can’t beat my scowe in clapping pawty!”

“Watson Detective Agency.”

>”Hey Watson, didn’t your gwoup have some sowt of wapper in it?”

“You mean Mori?”

>”No, that doesn’t sound wight. Maybe it was something like... Fwank.”

>”...a tall glass of melonade!”

“Homestar, what does that have to do with this case?”

>”You mean we’we not discussing ways to cool off?”

“It’s fall.”

"Watson Detective Agency."

>"Hey Watson, it's almost Halloween and I'm jonesing' fow some Witches' Bwew! I'm jonesing so much I'm pwactically smithing!"

"Can't help you there Homestar, I don't know of anyone who can craft Witches' brew for ya."

"Aaaand welcome back, you're listening to DJ Ame on 101.9 WATS The Power, and now it's time for thew SHOCKING news break! A small group of contest winners was given a special seafood dinner courtesy of W-ATS and according to them, The Fish was Delish and it made quite a dish! Let's open up the phone lines for your reactions! Hello Caller, you're on the air!"

>"Yeah, Shut it up about the fish alweady!"

"Ooh, guess He didn't like the way the cookie crumbles!"

>"HIGHBALL!"

"Aaaand whatever that crashing sound was, it's disconnected our caller! Anyway I am out of here for the day, coming up next is the Deathly Pallor hour with Miss Mori, so look forward to that, now here's Wonderwall!"

"Watson Detective Agency."

>"Hey Watson! When awe you gonna watch Deep Impact on youw channel?"

"I have no plans to, Homestar."

>"But you don't want to miss a thing!"

"That's not even the same movie!"

>"What? But they came out in the same summew!"