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“Watson Detective Agency.”

>”Yeah, can you investigate Pistols fow Pandas? It’s that questionable chawity with that cwappy stuntman. Pwetty sure thewe’s something fishy going on thewe.”

“Sir, I investigate myths, not shady non-profits.”

“...So now I need some way to get back at them.”

>”Well, when Stwong Bad fed me Souw Cweam topped with the Cheat ful, I got back at him by making “Stupid Uncle Egg’s Goodtime Diapew Pie”! I’ll send you the wecipe.”

“...Homestar, the only ingredient here is a pine cone.”

“Watson Detective Agency.”

>”Yeah, did you get that e-mail attachment I sent you?”

“Uh, no. I don’t believe I have.”

>”not gonna spoil it fol you, but it’s called “catonfire_fallingfromairplane.exe”, and it’s pwobably the funniest thing I’ve seen this week.”

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fuck, forgot my image.

"Watson Detective Agency."

>"Yeah, I'm looking fow some witches bwue, you think that squid giwl you'we always hanging out with has some?"

"No, I don't think so."

>"oh... well this is awkwawd. not as awkwawd as twying to talk to Senol Cawdcage."

“Hey Homestar. Still with Marzipan?”

>”Am I still with- am I still with Mawzipan? Am I- no we bwoke up this mowning.”

“This morning?”

>”oh, I mean Dis Mownin’, ah Dis Mownin’, ah dis Mo-we-mo-we-Mownin’!”

“Watson Detective Agency.”

>”Yeah, I’m pwetty sule that the ownel of my local concession stand is handing out countewfeit coupons fol youl sewvices.”

“What makes you believe this?”

>”When I got a coupon fol a fwee bucket of “Watson Fwied Shaak”.

“...Bubs. I’ve been trying to shut him down for years!”

“Watson Detective Agency.”

>”Yes, I need you to look into the death of one Fwank Bennedetto, member of the Homestawmy.”

“...Strong Bad kicked him.”

>”Wow, that was quick! Thanks lady!”

“All in a day’s work, that’ll be $3,000 plus tip.”

“Watson Detective Agency.”

>”Hi, do you have a moment to heaw the good wold of Melonade?”

“I’m afraid I don’t, sorry.”

“Watson Detective Agency.”

>”yeah, have you evew seen Stwong Sad doing Tai Chi? It’s pwetty funny. He’s like-“

“Sir, I have more important matters to attend to.” *click*

“Strong Sad doing Tai Chi... what a dork.”

"Watson Detective Agency"

>"Yeah, I gotta question for you, Little Miss Diwectow; is Fiwebewt a good commando name?"

"...Sir, I have more important matters to attend to at this moment." *click*

"Firebert? what an awful name for a commando."

>”...and then the guy gave me a hand full of change! On Halloween! Who does that?!

“I would’ve bought a kit-kat.”

“Watson Detective Agency.”

>”Yeah, does anyone else call them Cow Clips?”

“Sir, I investigate myths.”

“Watson Detective Agency.”

>”Yeah, what up with that weiwd painting in Stwong Max’s closet? The one that gives evewybody the giblets whenevew they see it?”

“..:the number you have has been disconnected, due to recent jibblies related events.”

“Watson Detective Agency.”

>”Yeah, awe you gonna stweam games like Bloodbleedew, or Blistelgeist? ‘Cause I’m not allowed to play those. Just Clapping Pawty.”

>”And the just of it! I just don’t undelstand why people think I don’t weal pants!”

“Sir, judging from the information I have, it looks like you in fact, do not wear pants and have soles attached to the bottoms of your feet. And you sound like you’re using a Twinkie as a cellphone.”

“Watson Detective Agency.”
>”Yeah, This weiwd talking whale thing appeawed near the stick and it’s weally cweepy.”
“Sir, I investigate myths and mythic creatures, not random-“
>”Sevew youl leg, it’s the gweatest day.”
“Like I said, I investigate mythical creatures, I’m booking the next flight out.”

>"Hello, You've weached Homestaw!"

"Is your refrigerator running?"

>"My what?"

"Your refrigerator. is it running?"

>"ummm... this is weiwd. you'we weiwd."

"Yeah, how's it feel, buddy?" *click*

"Watson Detective Agency."

>"Yeah, can you help me find the Yello Dello? I need to bwing it to Mawzipan's house befowe her bi supwise pawty! Maybe youl biwd fwiend can help."

"Sir, you already caught the Yello Dello years ago. it ended poorly, just like this phone call."

>"Weally? Why don't I wemem-*click*

"Watson Detective Agency."

>"Yeah, I got a coupon fol a fwee investigation, and I want you to look into Mr. Poofels."

"Mr... Poofers?"

>"Wight, Mr. Poofels."

"...We're sorry, the number you have reached has been disconnected."

“Watson Detective Agency.”

>”Yeah, can I get a slice of p-woni with t-sauce and m-wooms?”

“Sir, this is not a pizza parlor.”

>”oh, wight. Then lemme get a calzone, with p-loaf and m-cheese.”

“I’m hanging up now.”

“Watson Detective Agency.”

>”Yeah, I got a case fol you to investigate. Fluffy Puff Mawshmallows has this... thing that they use as a mascot. Mawshie.”

“Sir, I investigate Myths, not Mascots.”

”Watson Detective Agency.”

>”Yeah, can you launch an investigation into what the heck Stwong Sad is?”

"I say Mr.Runner, butt's twelve by pies?"

>"Ooh, ooh! I got Watson to say something stupid! the Gwumblecakes will be mine!"

"...dang it."