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“Watson Detective Agency.”

>”Hey Diwectow! We’we a sticky topic now!”

“Oh, we are, aren’t we?”

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“Homestar-“

>”use AOL keywowd: Halloween safety to leawn how you can pwotect youwself today!”

“Watson Detective Agency.”

>”Yeah, can you help me finish this word seawch? I can't find 'dextwose-flavownoids.”

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"Watson Detective Agency"

>"Hey Diwectow, it's Me, Homestaw. ever had a Bwonco Twolley?"

"A... Bronco Trolley?"

>"Yeah, you take a Twiscuit, spwead some Peanut Buttew on it, then top it with an owange slice."

"uhh... can't say I've ever had one of those."

>"Thewe's a weason why we never used those outside of that one flash game."

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“Watson Detective Agency.”

>”Yeah, what the cwap is a Maple Bismarck?!”

“It’s like a Long John.”

>”Oooh, okay. Stwong Bad wants me to buy him pajamas and a dozen Cold Ones, got it!”

“Wait, Homestar, that’s not what I mea-“

>”click”

“...Now I want a doughnut.”

“Watson Detective Agency.”

>”TENNNN-HUT! Col-lo-nel Homestaw Wunnew is wecwuiting the most elite team of cwack commandos to invade Stwongbadi-“

“Homestar, you’ve already done that. It ended poorly.”

>”...Oh. Oh I see... Well if you’we looking to twade that mini-skiwt for a pair of camos, you know who to call!”

"Watson Detective Agency."

>"Yeah, I need some help. Where my hat be at?"

"Did you check in the fridge next to the Cold Ones?"

>"Yeah."

"Did you check on your head?"

>"oh, thewe it is!"

"That'll be $2,999.95, plus tip."

"...and that's how I fixed the problem."

>"Dang. Weminds me of when I needed coastews, so I made some out of some old Sega tapes."

"Watson Detective Agency."

>"Yeah, I heaw you'we quite the investow, I need youw help with a case."

"Go on."

>"See, I got my beanie twicked out with a bunch of sweet mods, including a mod that plays the theme song to Night Couwt when you spin my buzzew, I heaw it evewytime but no one else believes me!"

"Sounds like you're singing the theme song to Night Court everytime your buzzer is spun."

“Watson Detective Agency.”

>”Ah, yes. I’m calling to offew you a chance to invest in a hot new business: Homestaw Bunmakew! Baking only the finest-“

“Homestar, I’m an investigator, not an investor.”

>”And that’s why I’m calling, so you won’t be sing that song fwom that Mowgan Shawshank movie, I don’t want to miss a thing!”

“Homestar, that song is from Armageddon, not Deep Impact!”

>”Wait, you mean it’s not the same movie?!”

>”So diwectow, as a fellow Intewnet pewsonality, the best advice I can give, is to have a bwellow cwayon on stand-by.”

“A... Brellow crayon?”

>”Yeah, yeah. You nevew know when you’ll need it fow pictuwes of say, buttewed toast, giwaffes, or the sun with a fwo!”

“Ummm... I think I hear Bubba barking at something,” *click*

“Watson Detective Agency.”

>”Taco-man came by, Taco-man came by, and gave me something for Mawzipan’s potion wecipe and-“

“Homestar, Halloween isn’t for ano-wait, did you say Taco-man? I will not be upstaged by him again! “

“Watson Detective Agen-“”

>”Alwight, alwight! What’s the big idea wowking on Labow Day?!”

“Homestar, Labor Day was 3 weeks ago. Plus I didn’t start working until until the 12th.”

>”...Oh. Oh I see... WETWRAT!! fall back men, we’we in ovew ouw hea-“

*click*

"Watson Detective Agency"

>"Oh hello, do you have a moment to heaw about the wondews of Melonade? Cool, Cwisp, Wefweshing Melonade! But wait, you say, doesn't Melonade only come in one flavow? Well lucky for you, advancements in Melonade technology, you now have hundweds of flavows to choose fwom! some of my favowites include: Taco Annihilation! Athletic Bewwy Blast! Quadwuple Twiple! Costalotte Fwoth! Sizzlin' Bacon Guava Quench! and just in time fow fall, Pumpkin Spice Witches Bwu-"

"I'm hanging up now."

Yes I did make this because someone made a free melonade coupon

"So what's up with that patch on Strong Bad's couch anyway?"

>" It was not so long ago that I was in Stwong Bad's basement spitting Teddy Gwahams all over the place. One of them got stuck to the ceiling."

"What does this have to do with Strong Bad's couch?"

>"Oh, I thought you wanted Teddy Gwaham memowies."

"Watson Detective Agency."

>"Did I evew tell you about the time I got stuck in the company water coolew? Well it all stawted when I was in bawbados, hanging a picture and-"

"Homestar, this is the 6th time this week you've called. and it's only Sunday."

"Well, Mr.Runner, this case does sound interesting, my prices are normally quite high, but I'm willing to take it for $100, or a two boxes of kit-kats."

>"Will you take a half-eaten pair of choco-pants?"

:...I'm hanging up now."

“Watson Detective Agency.”

>”...”

“Ummm, hello?”

>”Sowwy, someone cwam-a-lama Swiss cake woll in the phone socket.”

“I... I have so many questions...”

“Watson Detective Agency.”

>”Yeah, if Spaceman makes bafwoom in his pants, does he go boom?”

“Sir, I don’t have time for this.”

>"So what's in that say yo yo sauce anyway?"

"If I told you, I'd have to kill you."

>"oh, it's one of those things, like Bubs' secret menu lunch specials."

"How is that Cod Plank Platter anyway?"

>"Disappointing, it's not even a weal plank."

"Watson Detective Agency."

>"Hello, do you have a moment to heaw the good wowd of lawge bean? if that's not the wight fit for you, you have othew options available in Small Bean, Lawgew bean and my pewsonal favowite, teenie weenie beanie!"

"I... I think I just heard someone cry out in frustration just now."

>"...and I thwew up, gluing the bomb to Stwong Bad's head, It blew up, and Me and Pom-pom won the match!"

"But how'd you get your star back?"

>"Oh, that. Stwong Bad ripped it so I kicked him in the head!"

"Interesting... well thanks for the story but I don't think I'll have to worry about anyone using bombs in our collaborations Homestar..."

“Alright Homestar, I need fight tips and you’ve got fight experience, how do I win?”
>”Well, fiwst, you’we gonna need to eat about 147 Fluffy Puff Mawshmellows...”