/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I don't believe you lumped me in with niggy

Every shitpost I make is handcrafted to ensure the highest quality, LOL

What did the man who hurt his dick while fapping to gay hentai say?

"Yaoi!"

fuck dis shit im going outside, later nerd (janytor)

you havent won!!!

When I was 16 I pretended to be a girl and would cyber with guys, then find their online or real girlfriend and send them the logs. Shit made me hard as a rock. Stopped doing it when I tried to do some lesbian shit with an actual retard (coffin siris syndorme or something, google it)

Man, that was a weird time, but looking back I don't give a shit, the fapping was immense. I once jizzed on my face because muh spooge went flying so far, and I was in a seated position too. And I would be edging for like 3 hours everytime so when I came I felt like I got punched in the gut sometimes, but it was nice.

^epic LOL

what do you called an cross between otaku ad prime mister>?

prime otaku minister! LOL

any cool links

shitposting general

TROLLAN
LOLAN
404AN

which toutou has the niced BUT? LOL

i challenge u janny, to a rap battle... but... the loser... HAS TO LEAVE /jp/....

yo janny i make a epic shitpost, spred it on toast, shiptoast, what, i dont give a fuck, tryed to ban me? good luck

wiggedy wiggedy, LOL

mirrer mirrer on the wall, SHITPOST, LOL

if moot was named to moob would 4chad be nearly as successful? LOL

if i had four hundred and four points for every time my threads scored four hundred and four points, i'do be top of the leaberboard LOL

how much do janitored?

you know when you have to take a dump ppl can smell it, rite? i was sitting next to this nerd who was bustin for a shite and man he stunck, LOL

i wish i was and mass bal

first lesson of a shitpost, their are no lessons, LOL

SHIT POSTING
;_;, :3, misusing greentext, misusing spoilers, announcing crossboarding behaviour, MY SIDES, any emoticons, writing posts that demand a response, responding to multiple posts in one post outside of an argument, blogging, using "i" too much, HURR xD, no bullying

SHITPOSTING:
simply fucking epic, hyperintelligent, really funny and fun to do, nearly always most cutest, i tell all my friends, LOL

Won the lottery last night, got a brazilian dollars, LOL

I hear if you say otaku 3 times in a post it makes it otaku culture???? LOL

"otaku otaku otaku"

any kawaii girls want to make me go doki doki?? skype me, LOL

my otaku stomach hurts, guess i shouldnt have drank all that otaku biiru, LOL

fridey motjherfuckerjs

If you want to have a harem,. why not became to muslim? LOL

Got any Otaku tips to help boku wa out of the tomodachi zone? LOL