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Ribbit ribbit!

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I WANT TO BE A NEET FUCK FUCK FUCK
JUST A YEAR AND I'LL TRADE MY LIFE FOR IT

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>>11368837
Ribbit ribbit!

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Ribbit ribbit!

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Ribbit ribbit!

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You trying to say something, OP?

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>>10798071
Suwacko is great! She has a great sense of humour too!

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Where did Spidey find his Japanese penpal?

on the web!!!!

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>>10357149

i quit!

the well ran dry, i'm outta jokes!

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Why did the chikan cross the road?

Because he saw a cute girl!

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Found a cat the other day, first thing it did was scratch me. The cut was real bad so I named her Anna!

Was banging your mom the other night, told me today her favorite position was doggy style. Inu it!

these are lame, i'll be back tomorrow ten times as strong!!!

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I was walking past a vegetable stand the other day, threw up a gang sign to the owner and said "wasa, bi?"

You shoulda seen his face!

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I was walking past a vegetable stand the other day, threw up a gang sign to the owner and said "wasa, bi?"

You shoulda seen his face!

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Lately I've been stalked by a demon, scary stuff!

But I sat down and talked with him and he turned out to be a okay guy...

Besides, ever since I was little I always wanted an Oni-chan!

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Have you guys heard about the new Japanese vegetarian movement?

I hear they're calling themselves "Tomato-Damashii!"

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What do the Japanese call a guy with a rash on his leg?

Ichi-ni-san!!!

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Who are Flandre's best friends?

U.N. Owen!

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Bumped into a cat I hadn't seen in ages, was really surprised.

I mean, I didn't expect to see him in this neko the woods!

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tough crowd today!!!

I heard some Japanese guy killed a bunch of cats the other day, they're calling it the Nyanking Massacre!

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Some Indian guy went to Japan to do puroresu, his ring name?

Mohamed Abu Nai!

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What do Japanese artists use to draw dirty pictures?

An Ecchi-Sketch!

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What do you call a person with a foot fetish, but also enjoys anal?

Toed in the hole!

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Had a dream last night, was in Japan and some cute girls took me by the arms and started leading me down an street, they were like "hajimemashite!" but I don't japanese in the dream, so I thought they were saying there names, so I pointed my thumb to me and said my name, and they all laughed and I realized what I did and got embarrassed

They took me to a western style restaurant and sat me down in front of this dude with hair, and he laid a big lump of weed on the plate in front of me and tried to get me to buy it but I was like fuck dis shyt and I got outta there

Then I was in my apartmant and a crazy guy tried to break in and there was a black janitor looking guy who tried to fight him but he got stab, then he broked in and i died but didn't feel it, then i woke up, LOL

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