/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>haven't been outside in 2 weeks
>go watching a movie at the theater
>rise of the planet of the apes
>beginning of movie
>James Franco is talking with a black co-worker who is sitting at his desk
>suddenly hear someone yell out "HOLY CRAP! THAT APE CAN TALK!!!"
>whole theater is silent
>don't laugh don't laugh don't laugh don't laugh
>laugh so fucking hard and loud and be the only one laughing
>people look at me
>start sweating
>decide leave the theater

Outside is scary. ;_;
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Besides /jp/ what board do you go on most in 4chan?

33.99

>that feel when you go outside for the first time in a week and the light burns your eyes

>We are living in a time when flowers are trying to live on flowers, instead of growing on good rain and black loam. Even fireworks, for all their prettiness, come from chemistry of the earth. Yet somehow we can grow, feeding on flowers and fireworks, without completing the cycle back to reality.” - Ray Bradbury, Fahrenheit 451

[SPOILER]Otaku Culture

If I know my /jp/ friend possesses virtual child porn inside his own computer and I call the cops, can they do anything at all?

/jp/ will never be good, but with Saten and Ohana, the overall quality of /jp/ has risen just a little

Madoka thread on /jp/ >>7513941
>well discussion, no sage and report

Touhou thread on /jp/>>7513788
>sage, report, call the mod

>That feel when my sister's friend always tries to talk to me whenever she's at our house, and I can only nod or say a few words before I feel like my face is about to flush red

>That feel when my sister's friend always tries to talk to me whenever she's at our house, and I can only nod or say a few words before I feel like my face is about to flush red

>come home from school
>boyfriend is playing UFO on my pc
>he made it to byakuren
>tell him when im changing clothes with his back towards me
>my face when he loses 7 lives not long after

>that feel when you used to be in love with a girl in high school and after some time you'd tell yourself you'd just get over it but now almost 6 years later you still feel the same and realize she was the love of your life

Somebody wanted to see me?

>mfw it's true

>discharged from the military (Medic)
>can't find a job
>3 years NEET
mfw

>Cute female cousin borrows usb
>returns it to me after using
>use it
>mf when there's touhou image folder and some doujins which she forgot to delete.

sup /jp/?