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Between a rock and a hard place

>>45177739
>>45177755
>>45177769
You're taking it a little far, I'm just writing for a single girl, but I thought about her basically wanting you to fuck her friends and even having special intercourse start requests for that if you fulfill those requirements. I'm just thinking from a writer's perspective.
I wouldn't know how to write a proper function that randomly pulls girls like it's a "beat em up" request or something.

>>44096991
Lolno.
Yuuka is a strong youkai. She's pretty formidable, but there's plenty of others around that level of strength.
Yuugi, on the other hand, is quite likely the strongest of the oni as far as physical power goes. She's on a completely different level of bullshit that Yuuka cannot hope to compare with. And that's not even considering Yuugi's abilities, which are far more suitable to combat (probably) than Yuuka's hippie powers.

>>43614887
>misinformation
That detailed report of all the men accidentally killed by their oni wives through alcohol poisoning, exhaustion after excessive sex, or being patted on the back a bit too hard was completely truthful, anon. It was probably the least embellished story the tengu newspapers ever put out.

>>43394385
>suika
>virgin
Look at this dumbass. He fell for the oldest oni trick in the book.

>>43038957
>yuugi exterminating yakuza scum
I see no problem here.

>>42080909
Imagine losing to Yuugi only to end up as a human teddy.

>>41937134
Given how male oni are stereotypically supposed to look you'd probably be a bishounen among them and since you're not likely a giant moraless brute you'd probably be fairly popular honestly.
While you may not drink hang out the oni enough and you'll learn to handle your drink, not like you can die from drinking too much anyways by this point anyways

>>41761634
Curse of altruism.

>>39641812
Real shame.

>>39427121
What if you paired her with Yuugi - would they hold each other back thus preventing your demise?

>>37622307
Doubt.

>>35651642
Strong yet soft oni.

>>24791491
Okay!

Oh fuck. I can post pictures again.

>>24483805
>Suika would reek of booze and mumble drunk ramblings in her sleep, and generally move around a lot, potentially hitting me in the face with flailing limbs.
Don't forget about her horns! The onis are probably the worst 2hus to sleep with, but it'd still do it despite the risk of being impaled.

>>23202801
Details.

>>20162102
Small oni filled with large oni

>>17654200
Lolimom with big daughters is the best.
Mine are also like that

>>17375533
I want to pet my Oni family.