/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>16634794
Anon you don't fucking understand. I'm going to find the closest equivalent to Thanquol and steal all of her warpstone rock candy, mash it into a fine powder using mortar and pestle, sprinkle it on her tum-tum and fluff tunnel and snort that shit like I'm fucking Snowflame or Doom Rider.

I WANT TO FEEL THE EUPHORIC BURNING OF THE MAMANO MANA AND WARPSTONE ENERGIES AS I PIN THAT LITTLE HORNED BINT TO THE GROUND, MAKING HER SECRETE MUSK IN AROUSAL AND FEAR BEFORE RIDING HER LIKE A FUCKING BEAST IN A RUT. HER HORNS WILL BE HANDLE BARS. HER FAT RAT ASS WILL BE MINE. THERE IS NO LOVE LIKE THE LOVE OF A SKAVEN-FUCKER, ANON. MY DAUGHTERS WILL OVERRUN THE OVERWORLD, FOR EVEN THE MIGHTIEST DAM WILL BREAK UNDER ENOUGH WATER PRESSURE.

BRING ME THE RAT OGRES, BRING ME THE WARPLOCK ENGINEERS, BRING ME THE ESHIN COURTIERS, BRING ME THE GREY SEERS. WE'RE GOING TO GET THIS APOCALYPSE STARTED RIGHT.

>MGE Large Mice
>Not ratkin with the same body to fur ratio as Kobold and insane tech/backstabby tendencies

>>16240895
I'm going to headpat her until she gets gud and stops being fucking furry

>>16005860
>Bottom-heavy Devil and her Demon mom making you the cream topping to a blueberry pie

>>15926417
Orc culture is deep-rooted in barbarism and an almost animal kingdom hierarchy, with only the strongest and Orciest of Orcs becoming the Warchiefs of their tribes. While only comparable in strength to a normal human man, Orcs will often times overcome this weakness with overwhelming numbers, effectively drowning their targets in a wave of licentious sows.

Their written language, is of course, very rudimentary and coarse at best. It's been recorded several times that they refer to Goblins as 'Gits' and Hobgoblins as 'Honky gits', with human men being graded on the girth and length of his manhood, with ' 'uge Lad' referring to men with godly endowments. This, of course makes them a priority target for the Warchief and her personal retinue of P'Orcs as a prospective husband.

Much like the love-making of Amazon tribes, Orcs tend to be prolifically dominant and raucous lovers. It's often speculated the amount of love an Orc has for her husband or mate, even during female dominant sex is based on the extent of wild, reckless abandon that she engages in sex with him. Property damage is often times unavoidable, especially with both partners wrestling for control of the love-making, and it's been observed that once a man becomes dominant during sex, the sows of the Warchief's band will increase her arousal through physical stimulation through her breasts, her crevasse where she and her lover are joined and so on and so forth. In this way, they ensure conception of only the strongest and Orciest of children.

While porcine and tribal in nature, there have been Orcs observed in other parts of the world that have an established military hierarchy, usually beneath the command of a Lilim or other such powerful force of the Demon Lord. These warbands should be avoided at all costs, as their chiefs have been known to carry titles such as "The Ever-Lactating" or "The Gravid" to denote their feminine prowess. Men who've been wed to these Orcs have never returned to human society, unable to slake their lust for the flesh on their ken any longer.

Stranger yet, there are some eye witness reports of a new variety of Orc, henceforth referred to as "Black Orcs". Reports claim they tower over their porcine relatives, full of muscle rather than the soft, pudgy flesh that makes their brethren irresistible. True to their name, a Black Orc has a strange dental mutation, two tusks jutting out from their lower jaws as well as thick, voluminous manes of black hair. It's unknown if they may be related to the Demon Realm Boars, but at the time of writing one would hope not. Lady Above help us if it's true.

>>15775778
I'll play the devil's advocate and say that I'd absolutely love a story where a knight with a Bicorn waif basically builds a harem of horsepussy, leading to him mounting the world in more than one way~

I'm going to go on a years-long quest for the heart of my Dark Elf childhood friend, meditating under waterfalls with lamiae, spelunking with Arachne, and even resisting sweet sinful temptation from the Cenobite-Queen's of whatever kingdom Ilassa rules over so that when I bring the fruits of my labor to full bear on her we're both going to have to hide the strap marks in public, and from her parents!

>>15481694
Just reminding people of that makes me glad that my stories are so shit that nobody would dare start a meme with them!

>Be in Wonderland, in need of transport
>Decide to find yourself a stable that offers RELIABLE TRANSPORTATION (tm) run by a Tanuki with pearly white fur
>A crown for an hour's ride, she tells you
>But first, some measurements
>Takes a mold of your cock, telling you it's to keep the beast incensed
>Okay.jpg
>It's been at least an hour now before you're led into the stall where your gallant steed awaits
>It's a massive Jub-Jub with her wings bound to her sides and huge heaving breasts tied almost too erotically
>She has heart pupils, her eyes fixated on a hanging dick-mold on a stick
"Don't worry, Mister Customer. She only has eyes for you now."
>This isn't what I agreed to
>Mount the Jub-Jub, she lets out a "hyaa~"
>Unbeknowest to you, an erection is grinding into the small of her back near her fuwa-fuwa bird booty
>Have to ride the Jub-Jub to the next settlement, using breast squeezes to tell her to go left or right
>This fucking place, man