/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>11005192
Guess what happened to the last unlucky motherfucker to say that to me in 'Nam.

>>10645901
Officer school if you can son. With some good faith you'll have the emo sissy beaten out of you along with the sense of worthlessness as you learn how to lead and people put their lives in your hands.

>>10595883
Get the biggest, baddest, murderific thing you can find. It is your right. I suggest you get some rugged user-friendly AK variant and a drug mag for it. Then get a .50 cal anti-material rifle. Then get sidearm with good stopping power namely a .45 or magnum of sorts. Then get body armor and a helmet. God bless Murrica. We /k/ now.

>>10400076
Son, you process and deep fry that shit enough and anything will taste good especially with more synthetic sauce added on.

No Mayan hocus pocus could ever hope destroy the greatest country on this planet. Citizens, it'll soon be time to pray to the lord and shoot angrily at the sky with the 270+ million guns on hand. Don't trample on me you cosmic faggots.

>>10187212
Jaypee isn't for fucking games, kid.

This is the Web 2.0. Everything is a business now.

>>10158631
Get the fuck out.

>>9968735
I don't "try".

Step foot on my property and you won't have a foot. You're fucking with the wrong person on the internet.

>>9956400
Spain is a massive shit.

>>9932657
You were created from man's ribs. Just a small part of him equals one full woman. Furthermore, we'd still be in the garden of Eden if it wasn't for you, you gullible, gullible bitch.

>>9903372
You better hope Romnay doesn't win or your yuropoor ass if getting thrown over the fence.

>>9854314

>>9760378
Go ahead. Make my day.

>>9748758
Oh man.

That fucking feel. It's glorious.

>>9714401
I'll do more than try.

My reserve buddies will be there within the hour.

>>9705800
That's it.

You're fucking dead, kid.

>>9682516
Fuckin' beautiful.

>>9667290
*bang* *bang*

That's the sound of my reserve buddies busting down your door and shooting you in the testis.

There's nothing you can do about it, faggot. You fucked with the wrong guy on the internet.

You know what time it is.

Post 'em.

Post 'em.

>>9626172
Thanks for leaking your terrorist plan for all to see and proving your guilt.

My buddies at the FBI reserves will swing by to pick your dead ass up in the morning.

I'm here to whoop ass - and I'm all out of whoopie cushions.

>>9567817
Don't fuck with me, asshole.