/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>12674113
de-lolification cake? Oh boy. This is getting good.

>be neighbor of a monstergirl family
>they have several daughters but one is an outcast who is not particularly interested in anything her sisters are interested in
>she bumbles about the neighborhood and is often found in your yard, which is really more of a forest than a yard.
>she's extremely curious and enjoys listening to anything you can teach her
>she borrows books from your collection as well
> years go on and she turns from a young girl of five to a somewhat mature 10 year old, the kind which would give a pedophilia an erection so severe his penis would into a diamond is really cute.
>she's begun to spend more time around you than her sisters and possibly ever her parents, but because she had spent all her time exploring before neither seem to notice.
>one day, she disappears from your backyard. And the other backyards around the neighborhoods. And her parent's back yard as well. In fact, it seems she's just plain gone.
>parents are crushed, everybody's looking around for her
>nothing
>several months pass, and there's no sign of her until one day you see a woman, very attractive and likely in her 20s, standing in your backyard and looking at the girl's house.
>open the door and call out to her
>she jumps at your voice and whips around, giving you a better look at her.
>it's the girl
>relieved that you hadn't changed houses, she envelopes you in a bone-crushing hug that might've broken a rib or two
> She explains that she had developed a crush on you, but had not told you because you never would've accepted your feelings because of the rather drastic age difference. (No loli-wives allowed, sorry.)
>one day, she found a slightly insane man who promised her that he would enhance her age and maturity with a magical (radioactive) cake if she would bring (steal) a barrel of water (rubbing alcohol) for him to drink (wash his sweaty, hairy old man balls in, then drink).