/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Daijoubu, you are safe as long as you post a tou-ALICE THREAD OUT OF NOWHERE!

Fuck yeah!

It comes.

15 minutes before the Neo Blowout.

He's already here. He already knows which posts he's going to delete. He already has the numbers in his pokédex.

Neo Blowout soon, fellow aspies.

Hey, psst, Neo-chan, >>9029810

𝐿𝑖𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑂𝑘𝑢𝑢 𝑖𝑠𝑛'𝑡 𝑡𝘩𝑎𝑡 𝑑𝑖𝑓𝑓𝑒𝑟𝑒𝑛𝑡 𝑓𝑟𝑜𝑚 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝐶𝑖𝑟𝑛𝑜 𝑜𝑟 𝐹𝑙𝑎𝑛𝑑𝑟𝑒. 𝑇𝘩𝑒𝑦 𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝘩𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑔𝑖𝑚𝑚𝑖𝑐𝑘𝑦 𝑝𝑜𝑤𝑒𝑟𝑠, 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑐𝑙𝑖𝑐𝘩é 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑠𝘩𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑜𝑤 𝑝𝑒𝑟𝑠𝑜𝑛𝑎𝑙𝑖𝑡𝑖𝑒𝑠. 𝑇𝘩𝑒 𝑜𝑛𝑙𝑦 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑙 𝑑𝑖𝑓𝑓𝑒𝑟𝑒𝑛𝑐𝑒 𝑖𝑠 𝑡𝘩𝑎𝑡 𝑆𝑢𝑏𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑟𝑎𝑛𝑒𝑎𝑛 𝐴𝑛𝑖𝑚𝑖𝑠𝑚 𝑐𝑎𝑚𝑒 𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑖𝑛 2008 𝑤𝘩𝑖𝑙𝑒 𝐸𝑚𝑏𝑜𝑑𝑖𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑡 𝑜𝑓 𝑆𝑐𝑎𝑟𝑙𝑒𝑡 𝐷𝑒𝑣𝑖𝑙 𝑐𝑎𝑚𝑒 𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑖𝑛 2002, 𝑚𝑎𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡𝘩𝑒 𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑚𝑒𝑟 𝑙𝑒𝑠𝑠 𝑜𝑓 𝑎 𝑡𝑎𝑟𝑔𝑒𝑡 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑛𝑒𝑤 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑖𝑛𝑒𝑥𝑝𝑒𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑛𝑐𝑒𝑑 𝑓𝑎𝑛𝑠.

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>>9002091
Back to bed Neo-chan.

Have you noticed how tsundere /jp/ is towards subhumans?
Take the Neo Janitor for example.
Even though you know he's nothing but a huge spergcommander, you still have this strange feeling of happiness when he's around.

>>8982388
They're American.

Have you noticed how post timestamps now have seconds?
Well, the reason is quite frankly unknown, even to me.

Have you noticed how Perl threads suck compared to Ruby or Python?
Well, the explanation is once again very simple.
Ruby and Python threads are subject to the Global Interpreter Lock, which lets you take it easy by not giving a single fuck about thread synchronization most of the time.

Have you noticed?

Have you noticed how good the Neo Janitor is today?

Well, the explanation is very simple, it's because the current janitor is not the Neo Janitor but the Native Meido.

You can clearly recognize her quick, but precise janitoring style, typical of all high quality meidos of /jp/.

Have you noticed how we completely forgot about the Native Meido?

The reason is quite simple. This is all because of the Neo Janitor.

Now, imagine what kind of mixed feelings Native Meido must have towards the Neo Janitor.
She must feel pretty depressed seeing how Neo now gets all the attention, but at the same time, she knows she just can't leave him alone.
Every night she spends hours resewing his wasted ringpiece, desperately trying to suppress her emotions, thinking about how maybe tomorrow, someone will make a thread about her.

Please, think about the Native Meido.

Have you noticed how /jp/ is the smallest board on 4chan?
Well, that's because on average, /jp/ only has 10 pages instead of 16.

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