/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>41172101
>Decide to meet up with friend after work at cheap bar downtown.
>See him sitting at the bar alone, pull up a chair next to him.
>Two of you get some drinks, start chatting.
>"Well it was nice to see you, I'm about to head out", he says.
>"OH YEAH I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE STILL SINGLE AND A VIRGIN" , he yells, before quickly slipping out the door with a shit eating grin on his face.
>Before you can even blink, a tall, visibly drunk fox pulls up a stool right next to you, wrapping an arm around your waist.
>She leans into you, attempting to hit you with some witty one liner, but she's so wasted it's all but unintelligible.