/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Altaar brony saying to me that he's doing all his shit to summon some entity, whose name I didn't bother to remember, and that "we're both curse."
I was on a bed on top of my Yukari fumo humping it furiously, basically bouncing my hips off of it. Each thrust was a post. Something said you should talk like a black guy does with his girls. I was calling her a sexy babe, then called her Yacoomo, laughing, thinking that she is a coomer, though so am I, so I made sure to type Yukari after it to specify her. I forgot what I was saying before, starting calling her a sexy girl, thinking she'd like the youthful sound, then remembered sexy babe, that's even more youthful. I remembered I should write something, I just thought of some simple short thing like "Brush aside your spitcurl and kiss your forehead" then thought I should clarify I meant her forehead lock.
I wondered if I demonstrated how to hump a Touhou character with a thread more people would make their own threads instead of letting the brony post 20 of them.
I heard my dad shouting because he had misplaced something, which was extremely annoying, I spat at the wall in his direction, though my blanket was pushed up against it so I accidentally spat on that, also thought about how spitting venomously leaves behind a negative impression. I kept trying to turn up my headphones sound but it wasn't really changing(it was what I was listening to while asleep).
I leave my fumo behind and go out into the lounge. I laughed about how psychic my dreams are, seeing a guy had spent a lot of time drawing a picture but I'd made a dream predicting it, I saw him thinking about picking it apart and posting it in pieces, I thought they'd still know it's him. I figured glows writing about Yukari.
My dad found whatever it was. He joked about George Costanza going back in time just because he dropped his phone, making me laugh. He leaves. I go back to my room and my doll is gone, I shout, sounding like my dad, "WHERE THE FUCK IS MY FUCKING DOLL?"


In my kitchen. There's a blonde girl called Cheat. Someone says "She only loves the retard in third place." First and second thought they were fucking her, but she would just hold them in a blue stasis crystal while they tried licking around themselves. She made some delicious honey baked pastry, I asked for some, she started preparing it, pouring loads more honey all over it, I thought that looks WAY too sweet. Then I saw an image of a horde of "formerly female zombies". thinking of all of the Touhou images on this board posted by glowniggers.