/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>13988616
>>13988635
Fuck. Monster girls are the worst.

>>13229911
>>13229919

>That feel when everyone else is getting raped by QT holsts, wolves and all the other good stuff and you're stuck underneath some dirty old bimbocubus that looks to have more plastic in 'er than brains.
>Yes, I know, they're not actually fake.
>Yes, I did jerk it to your videos; but it was the 90's, I was twelve and you hadn't pissed off Mari yet.
>...
>...Aw crap, don't start cryiiii-dammit.
>Okay, fine.
>FINE.
>You don't look ridiculous... you're uh...
>Shit...
>EXOTIC! Yes, that's it! Exotic!
>And your lips aren't that big, they're just... pleasantly pillowy! Yeah!
>...
>...Wait, what?
>You want to what?
>Hey, waitaminute.
>No, no, no, don't start agai-CRAPFU...
>FINE.
>But you'd better not slip me the tongue.

>That feel when she does anyway.
>That feel when you can't admit it feels nice, because people'd think you're some kinda pervert who's into dirty old sluts.