/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Crack cocaine was the best thing to happen to NEETs.
We be on the streets, selling rocks and powder, getting the money, and buying our dolls.

Do you fund your otaku interests with dealing?

>Get about 700 a month from SSI
>Live with my mother so I don't have to spend any of that money
>Insurance covers all of the enjoyable prescription drugs that I get to take for fun (speed, opiates, etc)
>If my mother dies then I get a couple hundred thousand dollars in life insurance and a house that is already paid off

Feels good. Never going to have to work a day in my life. If my mom dies then I can live off life insurance until I'm old and if my mom doesn't die then I get 700 dollars of fun money every month.

Every day when I wake up in the morning I turn on this song and get my boogie on. I dance for hours. I love being a NEET.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDwutKpVyas

>>10041432
Get outa /jp/ faggot before things get serious

"Important Information

Shizuoka prefecture government conducted the sampling test and found a detectible amount of radioactivity in Shizuoka tea. The test was conducted by region and the radiation levels of most regions in Shizuoka were below the legal limit (500 Bq/kg), including "Makinohara" region where all our Shizuoka teas come from. According to the test results announced from Jun 7 to Jun 9, the level of radioactivity found in tea (finished tea) in "Makinohara" district was as follows:

Cesium-(134+137) = 272 (legal limit is 500 Bq/kg.)
Iodine-131 - not detectedImportant Information

Shizuoka prefecture government conducted the sampling test and found a detectible amount of radioactivity in Shizuoka tea. The test was conducted by region and the radiation levels of most regions in Shizuoka were below the legal limit (500 Bq/kg), including "Makinohara" region where all our Shizuoka teas come from. According to the test results announced from Jun 7 to Jun 9, the level of radioactivity found in tea (finished tea) in "Makinohara" district was as follows:

Cesium-(134+137) = 272 (legal limit is 500 Bq/kg.)
Iodine-131 - not detected"

/jp/ radioactive tea drinkers

I got some lean and I'm nodding.

who syrup here

Do you say penis or chinchin?

Why are you guys describing the lifestyle with depressing songs?

The only song to describe a NEET/hikki life should be something happy that you can groove to.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PG2m26MJUcY

This one is for when NEETs are masturbating.

is "is this the birth of an epic new meme?" the birth of an epic new meme?

Japan would be so pathetic if they ever got into a war.

You would see Chinese soldiers marching down the street and there would be all of these grown Japanese soldiers whimpering on the ground and crying, "please.. please no bully.. please no bully.." as the Chinese dominate them and take over the whole country without needing to fire a single shot.

420
spook da pooch
honk da pipe
monk monk belly ache
420

Are you an old hand at shitposting?

You been around the block a few times? You know your way around this line of work? Give me your resume.

>>9730864

>Solomon
>700 wives

keep it pimpin, solomon

Have you ever really sucked a cock before or are the things you say nothing more than the fantasies of an inexperienced coward?